THE last week or so has been fucking crap, hasn’t it? The Reds don’t half make you feel like shit sometimes — the bad tits. It’s mad how much those infuriatingly, inconsistently magnificent nobheads somehow manage to permeate every facet of your life. The first...
I’M not a million miles away from jibbing this footy business, to be honest. I saw something on Sunday morning that has shook me to my core, made me realign my priorities and basically realise that nothing really matters anymore. I was in a hotel, weren’t I? One of...
IT’S the end of the world as we know it. Liverpool falling. Falling, tumbling, spiralling, falling from grace. We’re marching on Melwood, Anfield and Boston. The torches are lit. We’re not doing it for ourselves, but for future generations. Is it just us? Or do all...
HOPE. Heartbreak. Rinse. Repeat. Hope. Heartbreak. Rinse. Repeat. Hope. Heartbreak. Rinse. Repeat. Ah, the life of a Liverpool fan. Just seven days ago we were all wondering just what this team could be capable of coming off the back of being the first side to beat...
SATURDAY night comes creeping. Saturday night comes weeping and sore. Something hits me more than anything else as I ambled out of Anfield tonight: Liverpool have only progressed to the fifth round of the FA Cup four times since winning it in 2006. Tonight is my...
JÜRGEN Klopp is now into his third season in the Liverpool job. The Reds are at a point where seasons are made and broken and we’re still having a conversation about the shambolic situation around who is or isn’t wearing the gloves in Liverpool’s goal. If the manager...
FUCKING hell. Watching The Reds in what can best be described as a zoo in the Temple Bar. Stevie Gerrard is bouncing round the telly in a three-piece, three-coloured suit, looking all captainy and that. I’ve drank that much Guinness I’ve had to have a breakwater...
OLI FELL “I’M fine with our goalies and I really trust in John Achterberg because he does a brilliant job here. “He’s one of the hardest-working people I’ve ever met; he works as a coach 25 hours a day.” The words of Jürgen Klopp on Liverpool’s...
TICK tock. Tick tock. There’s five days to go until the transfer window shuts again. I feel like we’ve been here before but this time it’s different. In the Januarys of 2009, 2014 and 2017 Liverpool entered the New Year primed for title tilts. On each occasion the...
THAT was a kick in the nuts, wasn’t it? Never mind, eh? Up the reality checking Reds. It’s not for us to just disappear into the sunset. No need for a scrappy narrow victory when we’re having an off day. Liverpool descended on the bottom-placed team Swansea, the...
