Ben Johnson
Liverpool 2 Brighton & Hove Albion 1: The Match Ratings
I MEAN, fucking hell Reds. Let’s forget the match for a minute, though. The question on everyone’s lips… Is their manager a Mod? That is the question on everyone’s lips. EVERYONE’S. Andrew Neil’s opening question to that wig-sporting codpiece if he...
Liverpool 3 Manchester City 1: The Match Ratings
I SEE Guardiola’s head has well and truly gone. To be honest, you could tell they were going to get beat when you seen the cut of him before the game. Forty minutes to kick off, up he pops, hasn’t shaved his bald head. As a fellow baldy, I’m saying that is a sign you...
Liverpool 2 KRC Genk 1: The Match Ratings
WELL that was, all in all, a bit fucking boring. The calm before the storm. Say what you want about not looking forward to Sunday’s game but everyone in that ground, their squad aside, had absolutely two eyes on City. Cracking result and decent enough performance...
Aston Villa 1 Liverpool 2: The Match Ratings
GORDON Bennett. I told yer, this team never know when they are beaten. I was all for going for a lovely big shower on about 75 minutes like a massive shithouse. Unbelievable set of lads. Alisson: 7 Can’t do much for the goal really, but I’d quite like him to start...// TAW SHOP
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