Ben Johnson

Ticket's in the Kemlyn. I've officially got the second best wriggly arm dance going.

 

Liverpool: The 2017-18 Season Ratings

Liverpool: The 2017-18 Season Ratings

SO, some cruel fucker in the Anfield Wrap office has somehow come to the conclusion that what my delicate, fragile, mental health really needs at this point in my Kyiv recovery is to think about those Redshite bastards and how they have got on this season, and give...
Liverpool 4 Brighton & Hove Albion 0: Match Ratings

Liverpool 4 Brighton & Hove Albion 0: Match Ratings

I DON’T like to start on a bit of a downer and that, but someone needs to do something about these referees, mate. That fucker Friend wants fucking legging out of the city boundaries, like fucking Thelma and Louise, but instead of a load of bizzies, it is Andy...
Chelsea 1 Liverpool 0: Match Ratings

Chelsea 1 Liverpool 0: Match Ratings

SUN is out, bank holiday weekend = BBQ in our house. Not in the house, that would be wild, carbon monoxide alarms going off all over the gaff, trying to watch the game through a fog of smoke, like frigging Beijing or something, with one of them masks on. To be honest,...
AS Roma 4 (6) Liverpool 2 (7): Match Ratings

AS Roma 4 (6) Liverpool 2 (7): Match Ratings

ROME. What a city. Some of the things you see here are second to none. Some of the buildings leave your jaw open, agog, amazement and wonder spread all over your face. Wonderstruck, struck by wonder. Imagine being a peasant, from Germania, circa 400 years BC or...
Liverpool 0 Stoke City 0: Match Ratings

Liverpool 0 Stoke City 0: Match Ratings

FUCKING Stoke. I’m going home for a cup of tea in a glass. Going to smash the living daylights out of all of me bowls, cups, plates and anything that looks like they might make it in Stoke. Single-use plastic lad, that’s where it’s at. Use it once, lash it in the sea....