Rob Gutmann

Writer and hoster of TAW stuff. Award winning something. Philanthropist.

 

Chelsea v Liverpool: The Big Match Preview

Chelsea v Liverpool: The Big Match Preview

I MAY burst. We may burst. This is what it’s all about. I’m just so red right now that if you cut me open you wouldn’t notice the difference between my fleshless exposed innards and my crimson exterior. We – breathes – are in a European Cup final. And everything is...
AS Roma v Liverpool: The Big Match Preview

AS Roma v Liverpool: The Big Match Preview

WE have conquered all of Europe. I never want this to stop. Let’s not fall flat on our faces at this stage. Let’s win the fucking pot. ALLEZ, ALLEZ, ALLEZ! At each stage of this European Cup journey I’ve said to myself “just let us reach the next round”. I’ve not...
Liverpool v Stoke City: The Big Match Preview

Liverpool v Stoke City: The Big Match Preview

I DIDN’T sleep last night. Spent the small hours fighting with my pillow, turning the TV on and off, getting up to take unneeded pisses. I’m not in a fit state now. I’m a troubled soul. Why? I’ll tell you why. Sadio Mane is injured. And Liverpool have a European Cup...