LIVERPOOL: SALT IN THE SOUP TOO MUCH TO STOMACH

MANCHESTER. A town centre so big that whenever you go out there you get a cob on because you forgot to pack Kendal mint cake and a compass just to get from pub to pub. What’s with all the chop houses, Manchester? What the bleeding hell is a chop house anyway?...

LIVERPOOL 0 MANCHESTER UNITED 1: MATCH REVIEW

THIS Liverpool side has to work harder than any I can remember to score a goal. The stint it has to put in just to see the ball go over the line is ridiculous. When did we get the last cheap one? Firmino scored a belter against Arsenal. It’s either unbelievable...

LIVERPOOL 0 MANCHESTER UNITED 1: MATCH RATINGS

OVER the years a few tidy teams have turned up to Anfield. You think “how are these 10th, they look really good”. Then they don’t score, and someone like Fernando Torres knocks a couple in and we all go home. Liverpool have become that team. Often...

LIVERPOOL: CAN FANTASTIC FIRMINO LAY LUIS LOSS TO REST?

FOR the most part, this felt like a throwback. A sublime South American acting as the catalyst for his side’s offensive domination. Bending the ball to his will. Straining every sinew in his body to track back and turn his team around. Always there, pressing. Always...

LIVERPOOL 3 ARSENAL 3: MATCH REVIEW

FOOTBALL is always just about to prove you wrong. This is the most important thing it can do. Picture the scene: Rob Gutmann: I’d do Allen for Can here. Neil Atkinson: Nah. Rob Gutmann: This is a bit of a role reversal. Neil Atkinson: I just think Emre Can is...

LIVERPOOL 3 ARSENAL 3: MATCH RATINGS

WASN’T expecting that! Liverpool came out of the blocks with some sublime attacking play and took the game to the rightful league leaders. But we really should have been able to cope a bit better with what they had to throw back in return, regardless of the...

LIVERPOOL: HAMMER HORROR JUST PART OF SEASON OF SCARES

THIS morning Melissa Reddy tweeted that Liverpool’s current goal return of 22 scored in 20 games is our worst ever. I frowned at this and asked her if she meant in the modern era, but she confirmed via the excellent LFCHistory.net that that figure is the lowest in our...