Chelsea 1 Liverpool 0: Match Review

Chelsea 1 Liverpool 0: Match Review

ARSENE Wenger retiring. Alex Ferguson deeply unwell. That sort of Sunday. A Sunday that makes you think about these men in our game. It would be mad to not wish them both all the best, but dwell on the differences for a second. Both are tremendous football minds, both...
Chelsea 1 Liverpool 0: Match Ratings

Chelsea 1 Liverpool 0: Match Ratings

SUN is out, bank holiday weekend = BBQ in our house. Not in the house, that would be wild, carbon monoxide alarms going off all over the gaff, trying to watch the game through a fog of smoke, like frigging Beijing or something, with one of them masks on. To be honest,...
Liverpool 0 Stoke City 0: Match Ratings

Liverpool 0 Stoke City 0: Match Ratings

FUCKING Stoke. I’m going home for a cup of tea in a glass. Going to smash the living daylights out of all of me bowls, cups, plates and anything that looks like they might make it in Stoke. Single-use plastic lad, that’s where it’s at. Use it once, lash it in the sea....
Liverpool 5 AS Roma 2: Match Review

Liverpool 5 AS Roma 2: Match Review

THERE was a point between the second and half time where the whole ground fell silent. It was as if everyone in the place had a moment. Had this moment: Have you ever seen anything as cool as that in your whole life? Have you, though? There have been a million and one...
Liverpool 5 AS Roma 2: Match Ratings

Liverpool 5 AS Roma 2: Match Ratings

BRING on yer Roma by the score. Next week bring them on by the thousands. I’ll be the lad dressed as a Knights Templar on a holy mission, with shark suit Under Armour and a massive suit of armour over the top. Go ‘ed yer shithouse, stab my arse now. I went to...