Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool beat FC Midtjylland 2-0 in their second Champions League group game at Anfield… DID a bit of research on this lot before the game. Turns out they’re one of those teams that love data,...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool beat Sheffield United 2-1 in the Premier League at Anfield… BIG win that, Reds. Massive. That loon they’ve got locked in solitary confinement in Stockley Park tried to fuck us again but the...
THE cafes there must have been gutted there were no away fans. I haven’t seen this many wasted brownies since the Wavertree Girl Guides got into balloons. Anyway, here’s your match ratings… The Growing Pains of Adrian in Goal: 6 Does the occasional thing you...
THE thing about retaining the league is it’s a bit like winning a pie-eating competition, only to be told the prize is more pies. And let’s be honest, we ate a shit load of pies last season, way more than we needed to. The Spanish Pie Head in second place just kept...
SEE Arsenal brought back that weird Doom Metal font? I’m not saying that Arteta and his big lego head read my match ratings on Monday but someone’s tipped him off. Fucking snide that. I might have to start putting these behind a paywall. Or stop talking about fonts...
ONCE I saw they’d stopped using that Doom Metal font on the back of their shirts I knew we’d win. In the Charity Shield, I couldn’t work out if BELLERIN, KOLASINAC AND AUBAMEYANG were Arsenal players or next year’s headliners at Download. And anyone who’s been around...
SAY what you want, you don’t get many 2-7s. Say what you want, that was bananas. And say what you want but that was an enormous amount of fun. Liverpool may well be looking to lighten all of our autumns and that is a fantastic ambition from The Reds. There is...
I HAD a blind date in Lincoln once, with a woman from Branston. We met in the cathedral, had a quick look for the Imp, found him, and then walked up a hill so steep that it was litetally called Steep Hill. We then caught our breath, had a drink and got to know each...
ROBERTO Firmino starts smiling before he has even taken the shot. Roberto Firmino knows things are about to get emphatic. Sadio Mane wins the ball off the keeper, who must be a wreck, and Firmino is beaming and Liverpool have won the game, won the game of games. Won...
IN April 2010, the playwright Alan Bennett wrote… “The open mouth of Chelsea’s Frank Lampard, having scored a goal, is also the howl on the face of the damned man in Michelangelo’s Last Judgement.” As you can see below, he had a point. So who’s this...
The Reds To Bring De Bruyne Home?: TAW Midweek Gutter Extra
With surprise reports linking soon to be ex-Manchester City’s Kevin De Bruyne with his boyhood club, Rob Gutmann is joined by John Gibbons, Josh Williams and Beth Lindop for a Midweek Extra Gutter Special to delve deeper into the reports as well as other transfer gossip concerning the Reds.
Also in the show John Gibbons chats to Professional Darts Player and Liverpool fan Stephen Bunting about the upcoming ‘Ladbrokes Anfield Open’ which is in aid of the LFC Foundation.
