Swansea City 1 Liverpool 0: Match Review

Swansea City 1 Liverpool 0: Match Review

LIVERPOOL were absolutely dreadful against Swansea City and deserved nothing from the game today. There isn’t a single Liverpool player whose performance was anywhere near good enough and indeed most of them dropped to their worst level, portraying all their bad...
Swansea City 1 Liverpool 0: Match Ratings

Swansea City 1 Liverpool 0: Match Ratings

Pre Match YOU can’t look at them teams and think anything other than a Reds win is in the post. I mean, The Reds are boss, aren’t we? That Liverpool side is the same one that beat Manchester City except we are causally dropping in Big Virg and his giant’s body...
Swansea City v Liverpool: The Big Match Preview

Swansea City v Liverpool: The Big Match Preview

IT’S always grounds for concern when my excitement about The Reds begins to go off the register. I was getting silly on the back of all of those wins over Christmas. I was developing a nervous twitch and smiling so much that people were worried I’d had a stroke. After...
Liverpool 4 Manchester City 3: Match Ratings

Liverpool 4 Manchester City 3: Match Ratings

ALRIGHT gang. Had the winter off from awarding arbitrary scores to things, didn’t I? Mid-season break and that. Full of it now though. Looking through my eyes is like yer man off Beautiful Mind looking at a blackboard, numbers bouncing round all over the gaff. Like as...

Liverpool v Manchester City: The Big Match Preview

IT must be a strange lot being a professional footballer. Particularly at the high end. I’m always intrigued to know what they really mean and think when they sign for new teams and ubiquitously proclaim that they want “to win trophies and titles” in their...
Burnley 1 Liverpool 2: Match Review

Burnley 1 Liverpool 2: Match Review

THERE are many perfect football matches. Football matches where you wouldn’t change a thing, not a jot. Football matches you’d relive at the drop of a hat, have every detail be the same. The groundhog match. Some of those matches are because The Reds are...