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Wolverhampton Wanderers 0 Liverpool 2: The Match Ratings

Wolverhampton Wanderers 0 Liverpool 2: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Dec 21, 2018 | Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

Alisson: 8 Makes a good save that looked like a shite save first 15 there, sneaky little deflection. Makes everything look a piece of piss. That chance where Robbo back heeled their lad in with five to go; he doesn’t save it, doesn’t need to, closed him down like a...
Liverpool 3 Manchester United 1: The Match Ratings

Liverpool 3 Manchester United 1: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Dec 16, 2018 | Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

HAHAHA. They are worse than us under Hodgson. Alisson: 7 Oh for fuck’s sake. Had hard lines for the goal there, catches it and hits his own legs and bobbles out. That said if that was Miggy I’d currently probably still be strangling him. In the changies, as...
Liverpool 1 Napoli 0: The Match Ratings

Liverpool 1 Napoli 0: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Dec 12, 2018 | Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

Alisson: 9 What can you say about this fucker? I’m fairly sure he is the best keeper I have seen play for Liverpool. Seriously. Pepe Reina was good and that — first few seasons, till his hands disappeared like a Back To The Future photo — but this fella is...
Burnley 1 Liverpool 3: The Match Ratings

Burnley 1 Liverpool 3: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Dec 5, 2018 | Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

ARE we still doing this footy watching thing? I mean, seriously? I thought we all decided that it couldn’t get any better than Sunday, for as long as we live, even if we find the pool off Cocoon and double bubble it with the magic mouse off The Green Mile and live...
Liverpool 1 Everton 0: The Match Ratings

Liverpool 1 Everton 0: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Dec 2, 2018 | Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Honest to god, I’ve never seen anything like it in me life. That might have to do. Everyone gets 10. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Fucking hell. We should have known. Three little mings dressed a bit like Father Christmas except in...
Paris Saint-Germain 2 Liverpool 1: The Match Ratings

Paris Saint-Germain 2 Liverpool 1: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Nov 28, 2018 | Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

MY only real gripe with The Reds there is that they are too soft. Marco Verratti, twat of a tackle, wants fucking bladdering and standing over. No one touches him. Neymar, flicking the ball over people’s heads, diving, cheating, moaning and no one lands a...
Watford 0 Liverpool 3: The Match Ratings

Watford 0 Liverpool 3: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Nov 24, 2018 | Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

THEY fucking love getting their hair cut in Watford, you know. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen so many barbers in one gaff in my life. About 10, in a row, all of them chocker. Mad that, isn’t it? Alisson: 7 Tried to pass one to Firmino at centre half first half but fucked...
Liverpool 2 Fulham 0: Match Ratings

Liverpool 2 Fulham 0: Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Nov 11, 2018 | Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

WHOEVER is responsible for early kick offs needs to understand that they are absolutely shite. Every fucker is scrambling round like the clocks have gone forward three hours, the ground has moved to just outside Birmingham and they haven’t been to bed in a month. The...
Red Star Belgrade 2 Liverpool 0: Match Ratings

Red Star Belgrade 2 Liverpool 0: Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Nov 6, 2018 | Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

WE could have played till the fucking cows — those famous, wondering cows who fucked off years ago and have been having the time of their lives, eating grass and fucking lying down — come home. Sometimes things don’t fall for you, sometimes things don’t go...
Arsenal 1 Liverpool 1: Match Ratings

Arsenal 1 Liverpool 1: Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Nov 3, 2018 | Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

Alisson: 7 The save in the first minute is really good, you know. Like, really good. Doesn’t do anything wrong for their goal. Trent: 5 Struggled like fuck. Touch was off, legs were off, head was off. Off. That said, their whole tactical plan first half was to get...
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