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Ajax 0 Liverpool 1: What We Learned

Ajax 0 Liverpool 1: What We Learned

by Ben Johnson | Oct 21, 2020 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, What We Learned

1. The Keeper… It’s been a pretty bruising week for The Reds; with the cock of our team getting bingoed and ruled out for life, and the greatest midfielder the world has ever seen nearly getting his leg chopped off for him. Bound to impact the mentality a...
Everton 2 Liverpool 2: What We Learned

Everton 2 Liverpool 2: What We Learned

by Ben Johnson | Oct 17, 2020 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, What We Learned

THAT was dead silly, wasn’t it? A ridiculous game of football with loads of things happening that made zero logical sense. Five things we deffo didn’t learn below… 1. What the fuck is a power horse? Martin Keown said the following about Virgil: “He’s a power...
Aston Villa 7 Liverpool 2: What We Learned

Aston Villa 7 Liverpool 2: What We Learned

by Ben Johnson | Oct 4, 2020 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, What We Learned

1. Christ… I’d sort of forgotten what it was to feel like that, where you want to ferret around inside your own stomach and peel out your own bowels. Maybe spread them about in the garden so a big fat crow has got a nice tea. Where do you start? Shocking. And...
Liverpool 3 Arsenal 1: What We Learned

Liverpool 3 Arsenal 1: What We Learned

by Ben Johnson | Sep 28, 2020 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, What We Learned

GREAT that, wasn’t it? Five things and that… 1. Sadio’s bird might be fucking berserk Sadio started like he had had murder with his bird just before kick off. Perhaps he had. I did. Maybe he could feel my angst. Kindred spirits, blood brothers or whatever. Maybe...
Lincoln City 2 Liverpool 7: What We Learned

Lincoln City 2 Liverpool 7: What We Learned

by Ben Johnson | Sep 24, 2020 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, What We Learned

THE question on everyone’s lips there. Is Abraham named after these? From there? I don’t know. Anyway, five things we learned, or whatever this is called, from The Reds’ 7-2 win. 1. No one knows where Lincoln is… No one, aside from some Lincoln heads. You...
Chelsea 0 Liverpool 2: What We Learned

Chelsea 0 Liverpool 2: What We Learned

by Ben Johnson | Sep 20, 2020 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, What We Learned

IS right, the boys. The Reds are still boss, that’s good init? The Reds have bought the best centre mid in the world (let’s ignore the pen, aye) and one of Wolves lads who isn’t the one who scored at Anfield and then it got disallowed, and the old team are still...
Liverpool 1 Arsenal 1: The Match Ratings

Liverpool 1 Arsenal 1: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Aug 29, 2020 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

HONESTLY, I’m struggling to type here. Been laying on a floor all day, I’m like a dog trying to look at the sky. Absolute Gladstone Small neck. Fingers are like big sausages. Fucking Richmond hands. Splatting away on about four keys at a time. Bank holiday weekends...
Newcastle United 1 Liverpool 3: The Match Ratings

Newcastle United 1 Liverpool 3: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Jul 26, 2020 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

LAST game of the year. What a year. Probably not as good as next year. That’s mad. Up the fucking Reds. Alisson: 7 Absolutely nothing to do, 20 seconds in aside. To be fair to him, he was still probably putting his towel and water bottle behind the goal when they...
Liverpool 5 Chelsea 3: The Match Ratings

Liverpool 5 Chelsea 3: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Jul 23, 2020 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

OK, told Josh I would live blog this cunt of a lift. There’s Souey, there. Love him, you know. Made mistakes, genuine remorse. Kelly’s rig is 🔥 The lights have gone out. Imagine the blues. Hahaha. Look at them ribbons. I would like them to drape over my naked...
Arsenal 2 Liverpool 1: The Match Ratings

Arsenal 2 Liverpool 1: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Jul 15, 2020 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

FUCKING ridiculous that first half. Someone give me a shout when we are lifting that cup next week and when the new season kicks off. This is jarg this. Glitch in the matrix. The extent to which I wanted to win this game at half time is fucking daft. Makes no sense....
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