Ben Johnson offers up his player ratings after Liverpool 2 Burnley 0 in the Premier League, with Anfield full of fans once again… WOKE up at half five. Ping. Like a light switching on. Paced about a bit. Tried to have a kip on the couch. Nah. Nervous....
Ben Johnson offers up his player ratings after Norwich City 0 Liverpool 3 in the Premier League, with Carrow Road welcoming back fans… SO, here we are again. The greatest line from the greatest best man’s speech ever. It’s been a weddingy, few days you...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool 2 Crystal Palace 0 in the Premier League, with Anfield welcoming back fans… ALRIGHT the Champions League Reds. It’s been a weird old season – Papillon in Stockley Park, Father John Misty...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Burnley 0 Liverpool 3 in the Premier League, with The Reds closing in on top four… TOP four looked unlikely, if not impossible, a few weeks ago but now all we need to do is win against a side managed by...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings for Alisson Becker and The Reds after West Brom 1 Liverpool 2 in the Premier League… PROBABLY the best thing I’ve ever seen. Not even exaggerating, my head’s just fell clean off and I’m sitting here with no...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Manchester United 2 Liverpool 4 in the Premier League at Old Trafford… WELL, well, well. Is it on again? Until we fuck it up, yeah I reckon it is. Here’s your ratings… Alisson : 7 Gave me a few...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool 2 Southampton 0 in the Premier League at Anfield… APART from when the commentator said, “that’s a pint of relief for Klopp with a joy top” – that was alright, wasn’t it?Here’s your...
TEAM full of absolute shitbags. Crystal Palace and their fat-head prick of a manager are a load of my arse and we fell for it again. One hundred-odd minutes and probably, maximum, 55 of actual football? And that’s not a criticism of Palace either — you do...
So, Gibbons got fed up with the abuse and Robbo decided he wanted someone vanilla to do the ratings this season who wouldn’t cause murder. So they asked me. Well, erm, how do even start after a game like that? The Reds looking simultaneously irresistible and...
SUCH a frustrating day, especially with others dropping points. The Palace fans sang: “You must be sick of us.” They’re not wrong. Then we all got absolutely soaked. Brilliant. Maybe international breaks aren’t so bad after all. Simon Mignolet: 4 If your USP is...
