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Liverpool 3 Bournemouth 0: The Match Ratings

Liverpool 3 Bournemouth 0: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Feb 9, 2019 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

GO ‘ed, the boys. That was perfect, that. Alisson: 7 Made saves when he needed to. First minute fella was good. His starting position is perfect, all of the time. Milner: 8 Busy as a pip. They are busy, them little pricks. Did he cross it for the first or have I...
West Ham United 1 Liverpool 1: The Match Ratings

West Ham United 1 Liverpool 1: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Feb 4, 2019 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

Alisson: 6 Made a good save first 15 when our midfield was getting legged for a bit. Is he shite for the goal? I think he might be shite for the goal there, which is a shame. Fuck all else to do. Milner: 6 Thought he was pretty shite first half. And didn’t manage much...
Liverpool 1 Leicester City 1: The Match Ratings

Liverpool 1 Leicester City 1: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Jan 30, 2019 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

ANY matchday where we increase our lead is sound by me. That said, someone hold this bevy while I twat me self over the head with this shovel. Alisson: 7 Give it away a bit first half, but so what? He’s so good at sweeping up lad, his starting position is amazing. If...
Liverpool 4 Crystal Palace 3: The Match Ratings

Liverpool 4 Crystal Palace 3: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Jan 19, 2019 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

FOR reasons I can’t go into, I ended up watching it on a stream, in a non-Liverpool boozer, with Jeff and the boys about two minutes ahead of us. Every time there was a cheer, Palace, United, or some other cunts had scored. Every time there wasn’t a cheer The Reds had...
Brighton & Hove Albion 0 Liverpool 1: The Match Ratings

Brighton & Hove Albion 0 Liverpool 1: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Jan 12, 2019 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

MY pre-game action was a show there, today. Decorating, left it too tight to get ready to get out anywhere, my electric shaver ran out of juice mid use, so watched the first half like a fucking mental case, half a shaved head, half a baldy wool accountant head. Blame...
Wolves 2 Liverpool 1: The Match Ratings

Wolves 2 Liverpool 1: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Jan 7, 2019 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

JESUS Christ. That first half was pretty bad, weren’t it? Second half weren’t much cop either, mind you. Aye Aye Big Si: 5 I mean, I don’t know. Spent years watching him not be at fault for goals but never making a one-on-one save. The opposite of what you want in a...
Manchester City 2 Liverpool 1: Match Ratings

Manchester City 2 Liverpool 1: Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Jan 3, 2019 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

Pre Match THE problem with a free hit is you have got to land the fucker well. I mean, when you think about it, who in their right mind is offering up a free crack? Juice heads and fellas with necks like chimney stacks, that’s who. No one gets to waft a dig at these...
Liverpool 5 Arsenal 1: The Match Ratings

Liverpool 5 Arsenal 1: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Dec 29, 2018 | Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

I MEAN, what are we meant to do in between games? Live our normal fucking lives? Are you for real? The greatest Liverpool side seen in our lifetimes, lad. They had a go, there. Pressed high, set traps, risk reward. Got rewarded for the first. The Reds were meant to...
Liverpool 4 Newcastle United 0: The Match Ratings

Liverpool 4 Newcastle United 0: The Match Ratings

by The Anfield Wrap | Dec 26, 2018 | Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

BEN JOHNSON is on Boxing Day family duties today, so we’re bringing you alternative Anfield Wrap Christmas ratings. The best minds at TAW have put their heads together to score Liverpool’s most important lads from the day The Reds went six clear at the top...
Liverpool 4 Newcastle United 0: The Match Review

Liverpool 4 Newcastle United 0: The Match Review

by Neil Atkinson | Dec 26, 2018 | Featured Writing, Footie, Match Review

THE Title Truism… “It’s a marathon, not a sprint.” It is a marathon and a sprint. It is an 800m race, two laps of the track where you run as fast as you can. It’s long distance, it’s dead fast. It’s tactical, it’s...
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