Everton 0 Liverpool 0: The Match Ratings - The Anfield Wrap

RatingsIdent

Alisson: 7

Made a couple of half decent saves. Seen a Blue on the train with a Vanarama coat on before the game. A fucking sponsor on his coat. Fucking tramps.

Trent: 7

Seemed keen to beat these Bluenose cunts. Started well, drifted out of it like all The Reds.

Joel: 7

Makes me nervous all day long. Don’t like the way he always ends up stepping out like fucking Glenn Hysen in his pomp. Road to nowhere. That said, dribbles down a dead end and somehow sets up Mo Salah for the second half one that he should score.

LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND - Sunday, March 3, 2019: Liverpool's Joel Matip during the FA Premier League match between Everton FC and Liverpool FC, the 233rd Merseyside Derby, at Goodison Park. (Pic by Laura Malkin/Propaganda)

Virgil: 8

Mad the way their game plan first half was to try to twat it to the best defender in the league’s head. Sublime all game pretty much.

Andy Robbo: 7

What you would expect? All the running, all the work, all the tackles. The Reds not quite at it second half but it wasn’t for the want of trying.

Jordan Henderson: 7

First half I thought he was The Reds’ best player. Second half, like the rest of them, raggedy arse motherfucker. Some ball through for Mo first half.

LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND - Sunday, March 3, 2019: Liverpool's captain Jordan Henderson during the FA Premier League match between Everton FC and Liverpool FC, the 233rd Merseyside Derby, at Goodison Park. (Pic by Laura Malkin/Propaganda)

Gini: 6

Seemed a step too far today. Four games in, what, seven days or some shite? Quiet.

Fabinho: 7

Bright, controlled that section of midfield. Was a shame he or anyone else in midfield didn’t step up last 20 when The Reds needed a cool head. A bit frantic last 20 and needed someone to take the sting out of it.

Mo: 6

Six seems harsh but he’s got to take one of them two chances. Two poor touches for both one on ones killed his chances to finish. Did well first half but couldn’t get on it second.

LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND - Sunday, March 3, 2019: Liverpool's Mohamed Salah is denied by Everton's Michael Keane during the FA Premier League match between Everton FC and Liverpool FC, the 233rd Merseyside Derby, at Goodison Park. (Pic by Paul Greenwood/Propaganda)

Sadio: 6

Night off for Sadio. Tried his best, just didn’t get much going for him.

Divock: 7

Dead funny the way they booed him every time he touched it. Hahahahaha.

“What shall we do with this cunt who scored in the 96th minute against us last time and always scored against us?”

“Well we probably should try and ignore him and pretend like it didn’t crush our souls.”

“Yer, yer. I agree. Let’s show no feelings whatsoev… Boooooooooooooooo. Fucking boooooooooooooo. Boooooo that fucking boooooo.”

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They all made us worse. All of them. So I’m giving them a collective four. Shite.

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