Swansea City 1 Liverpool 0: Match Review

Swansea City 1 Liverpool 0: Match Review

LIVERPOOL were absolutely dreadful against Swansea City and deserved nothing from the game today. There isn’t a single Liverpool player whose performance was anywhere near good enough and indeed most of them dropped to their worst level, portraying all their bad...
Swansea City 1 Liverpool 0: Match Ratings

Swansea City 1 Liverpool 0: Match Ratings

Pre Match YOU can’t look at them teams and think anything other than a Reds win is in the post. I mean, The Reds are boss, aren’t we? That Liverpool side is the same one that beat Manchester City except we are causally dropping in Big Virg and his giant’s body...
Liverpool 4 Manchester City 3: Match Ratings

Liverpool 4 Manchester City 3: Match Ratings

ALRIGHT gang. Had the winter off from awarding arbitrary scores to things, didn’t I? Mid-season break and that. Full of it now though. Looking through my eyes is like yer man off Beautiful Mind looking at a blackboard, numbers bouncing round all over the gaff. Like as...
Liverpool 2 Everton 1: Match Ratings

Liverpool 2 Everton 1: Match Ratings

FA Cup ties are all about getting through and The Reds are in the fourth round. Everton? Add another candle to the cake, dickheads. All the best. Loris Karius: 0 After every day in work I like to analyse what I’ve done against my job description. So let’s...
Liverpool 2 Everton 1: Match Review

Liverpool 2 Everton 1: Match Review

BY their standards, Liverpool were dreadful. Against the expectations, Everton were quite good. And yet Everton never deserved a result from the game and Liverpool never quite deserved to be punished. This is what it is to be better. It must be heartbreaking for...