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Liverpool 4 Southampton 0: The Match Ratings

Liverpool 4 Southampton 0: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Feb 1, 2020 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

HONEST to God, the only thing that can stop The Reds now is the fucking Corona. Fucking not having it that Ferguson isn’t behind it. In the deepest fucking Wuhan forests there he is like Attenborough in Jurassic Park, splicing fucking squid blood and chicken balls...
West Ham United 0 Liverpool 2: The Match Ratings

West Ham United 0 Liverpool 2: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Jan 29, 2020 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

SAY what you want about Moyes, but he can’t half fill space. Fills it like a fucking boss. You should see his garage. Jam packed with all kinds. Two or three lawnmowers in there, no bother. All hung up. Plastic storage boxes full of books. Loads of golf clubs. Tools....
Shrewsbury Town 2 Liverpool 2: The Match Ratings

Shrewsbury Town 2 Liverpool 2: The Match Ratings

by John Gibbons | Jan 26, 2020 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

I’M on the ratings this week as Ben Johnson is on his anniversary stag doo. Let’s dissect that for a minute. He enjoyed his stag doo so much he does it every year. It’s a magnificent blag, that. Best blag since Hodgson convinced the world he was a good manager. What a...
Wolves 1 Liverpool 2: The Match Ratings

Wolves 1 Liverpool 2: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Jan 24, 2020 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

WHAT a team. Honestly, we are witnessing greatness. The mind being the greatest of all. Never beaten these fuckers, never willing to lie down, never willing to cede any ground whatsoever. You want to beat these, mate? You better take your best shot and hope it fucking...
Liverpool 2 Manchester United 0: The Match Ratings

Liverpool 2 Manchester United 0: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Jan 19, 2020 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

I MEAN, I don’t know, I guess that goes up there with the best ever way to win any fucking game especially against them fuckers. The first 60 minutes was the most one-sided game against these I have seen. I like to think Baxter Dury had this first half/the current...
Tottenham Hotspur 0 Liverpool 1: The Match Ratings

Tottenham Hotspur 0 Liverpool 1: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Jan 11, 2020 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

Alisson: 9 His starting position is unreal, init? That one were he just hopped out and headed it. Then it was an exhibition in catching boss shots. Fucking Gorilla Glue on them gloves him, lad. Trent: 8 Mooched about obviously being boss, but wasn’t that type of game...
Liverpool 1 Everton 0: The Match Ratings

Liverpool 1 Everton 0: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Jan 5, 2020 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

“999, we have a Black Hawk Down on County Road. “The Iceland is on fire, fucking steak and kidney puddings thawing. Ten to the dozen. Kerry Katona is manning the fire blanket. Screams of red nose cunts are bouncing off the walls.” Jesus Christ, they...
Liverpool 2 Sheffield United 0: The Match Ratings

Liverpool 2 Sheffield United 0: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Jan 2, 2020 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

WHAT else can you say? What else can we all say that hasn’t been said before? This is the greatest Liverpool team I have ever seen and is possibly the greatest in our history. Unbelievable what these are doing here. Mad heads. Alisson: 9 The catch that leads to the...
Liverpool 1 Wolves 0: The Match Ratings

Liverpool 1 Wolves 0: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Dec 29, 2019 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

HAHAHA, that number seven. Fucking celebrated like fucking Tardelli, Dalglish at Stamford Bridge in ’86, the fucking Olympics opening ceremony, fucking one small step for man; a giant leap for mankind, hang on, this isn’t the fucking moon. Haha, dickhead. What a...
Leicester City 0 Liverpool 4: The Match Ratings

Leicester City 0 Liverpool 4: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Dec 26, 2019 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

OH come all ye faithful, Joyful and triumphant, Oh come ye, Oh come ye, To Anfield, Come and behold them, They’re the kings of Europe, Oh come let us adore them, Oh come let us adore them, Oh come let us adore them, Liverpool… BEST ever. Best ever song, best...
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