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Manchester United 0 Liverpool 0: The Match Ratings

Manchester United 0 Liverpool 0: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Feb 24, 2019 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

Alisson: 8 That is some save. I mean, how many times have you seen The Reds do alright at Old Trafford and then some bellend wafts past your ‘keeper and slots? That is a brilliant save. Brilliant. Andy Robbo: 7 I reckon he might be a T100 there, you know. I...
Liverpool 0 Bayern Munich 0: The Match Ratings

Liverpool 0 Bayern Munich 0: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Feb 19, 2019 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

Alisson: 7 Saved one in that Big Joel twatted it at his iron chest from a yard and it bounced out rather than in. Done a fair bit of fannying about with it at his feet, but in fairness I’m into that. Trent: 7 Plays these games like he knows The Reds are mustard, and...
Liverpool 3 Bournemouth 0: The Match Ratings

Liverpool 3 Bournemouth 0: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Feb 9, 2019 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

GO ‘ed, the boys. That was perfect, that. Alisson: 7 Made saves when he needed to. First minute fella was good. His starting position is perfect, all of the time. Milner: 8 Busy as a pip. They are busy, them little pricks. Did he cross it for the first or have I...
West Ham United 1 Liverpool 1: The Match Ratings

West Ham United 1 Liverpool 1: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Feb 4, 2019 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

Alisson: 6 Made a good save first 15 when our midfield was getting legged for a bit. Is he shite for the goal? I think he might be shite for the goal there, which is a shame. Fuck all else to do. Milner: 6 Thought he was pretty shite first half. And didn’t manage much...
Liverpool 1 Leicester City 1: The Match Ratings

Liverpool 1 Leicester City 1: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Jan 30, 2019 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

ANY matchday where we increase our lead is sound by me. That said, someone hold this bevy while I twat me self over the head with this shovel. Alisson: 7 Give it away a bit first half, but so what? He’s so good at sweeping up lad, his starting position is amazing. If...
Liverpool 4 Crystal Palace 3: The Match Ratings

Liverpool 4 Crystal Palace 3: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Jan 19, 2019 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

FOR reasons I can’t go into, I ended up watching it on a stream, in a non-Liverpool boozer, with Jeff and the boys about two minutes ahead of us. Every time there was a cheer, Palace, United, or some other cunts had scored. Every time there wasn’t a cheer The Reds had...
Brighton & Hove Albion 0 Liverpool 1: The Match Ratings

Brighton & Hove Albion 0 Liverpool 1: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Jan 12, 2019 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

MY pre-game action was a show there, today. Decorating, left it too tight to get ready to get out anywhere, my electric shaver ran out of juice mid use, so watched the first half like a fucking mental case, half a shaved head, half a baldy wool accountant head. Blame...
Wolves 2 Liverpool 1: The Match Ratings

Wolves 2 Liverpool 1: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Jan 7, 2019 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

JESUS Christ. That first half was pretty bad, weren’t it? Second half weren’t much cop either, mind you. Aye Aye Big Si: 5 I mean, I don’t know. Spent years watching him not be at fault for goals but never making a one-on-one save. The opposite of what you want in a...
Manchester City 2 Liverpool 1: Match Ratings

Manchester City 2 Liverpool 1: Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Jan 3, 2019 | app, Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

Pre Match THE problem with a free hit is you have got to land the fucker well. I mean, when you think about it, who in their right mind is offering up a free crack? Juice heads and fellas with necks like chimney stacks, that’s who. No one gets to waft a dig at these...
Liverpool 5 Arsenal 1: The Match Ratings

Liverpool 5 Arsenal 1: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Dec 29, 2018 | Featured Writing, Footie, Match Ratings

I MEAN, what are we meant to do in between games? Live our normal fucking lives? Are you for real? The greatest Liverpool side seen in our lifetimes, lad. They had a go, there. Pressed high, set traps, risk reward. Got rewarded for the first. The Reds were meant to...
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