HONEST to God, the only thing that can stop The Reds now is the fucking Corona. Fucking not having it that Ferguson isn’t behind it. In the deepest fucking Wuhan forests there he is like Attenborough in Jurassic Park, splicing fucking squid blood and chicken balls...
SAY what you want about Moyes, but he can’t half fill space. Fills it like a fucking boss. You should see his garage. Jam packed with all kinds. Two or three lawnmowers in there, no bother. All hung up. Plastic storage boxes full of books. Loads of golf clubs. Tools....
WHAT a team. Honestly, we are witnessing greatness. The mind being the greatest of all. Never beaten these fuckers, never willing to lie down, never willing to cede any ground whatsoever. You want to beat these, mate? You better take your best shot and hope it fucking...
I MEAN, I don’t know, I guess that goes up there with the best ever way to win any fucking game especially against them fuckers. The first 60 minutes was the most one-sided game against these I have seen. I like to think Baxter Dury had this first half/the current...
Alisson: 9 His starting position is unreal, init? That one were he just hopped out and headed it. Then it was an exhibition in catching boss shots. Fucking Gorilla Glue on them gloves him, lad. Trent: 8 Mooched about obviously being boss, but wasn’t that type of game...
“999, we have a Black Hawk Down on County Road. “The Iceland is on fire, fucking steak and kidney puddings thawing. Ten to the dozen. Kerry Katona is manning the fire blanket. Screams of red nose cunts are bouncing off the walls.” Jesus Christ, they...
WHAT else can you say? What else can we all say that hasn’t been said before? This is the greatest Liverpool team I have ever seen and is possibly the greatest in our history. Unbelievable what these are doing here. Mad heads. Alisson: 9 The catch that leads to the...
HAHAHA, that number seven. Fucking celebrated like fucking Tardelli, Dalglish at Stamford Bridge in ’86, the fucking Olympics opening ceremony, fucking one small step for man; a giant leap for mankind, hang on, this isn’t the fucking moon. Haha, dickhead. What a...
OH come all ye faithful, Joyful and triumphant, Oh come ye, Oh come ye, To Anfield, Come and behold them, They’re the kings of Europe, Oh come let us adore them, Oh come let us adore them, Oh come let us adore them, Liverpool… BEST ever. Best ever song, best...
THE referee pretty much makes the gig redundant. It really isn’t fair on anyone involved. It genuinely isn’t his fault. He is absolutely completely out of his depth. Imagine Danny Devito with a load of stones in his pockets being plopped in the deep end. Shite. I...
