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Burnley 2 Liverpool 0: Match Ratings

20 August 2016

YOU work on a gameplan all week. You prepare as best you can. You know what Burnley are and that you might have to be patient. Then you completely fuck it up within two minutes. Toxic Thunder? Toxic shite more …
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Arsenal 3 – 4 Liverpool: Player Ratings

14 August 2016

So, Gibbons got fed up with the abuse and Robbo decided he wanted someone vanilla to do the ratings this season who wouldn’t cause murder. So they asked me. Well, erm, how do even start after a game like that? …
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Match Ratings: Liverpool 2 – 0 AC Milan

31 July 2016

Liverpool celebrated a famous victory in the ICC to put them top of their group. Here are your ratings. Mignolet 6 Had literally nothing to do all game, could have had a deck chair, pipe and slippers. Alexander-Arnold 7 (Sub …
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Match Ratings: Liverpool 0 Chelsea 1

28 July 2016

ALL a bit moody for a friendly that, wasn’t it? All for friendlies not being glorified training sessions but a couple of the challenges that got lashed in must have had both managers a little bit worried. Anyway, here are your …
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