Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings for Alisson Becker and The Reds after West Brom 1 Liverpool 2 in the Premier League… PROBABLY the best thing I’ve ever seen. Not even exaggerating, my head’s just fell clean off and I’m sitting here with no...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Manchester United 2 Liverpool 4 in the Premier League at Old Trafford… WELL, well, well. Is it on again? Until we fuck it up, yeah I reckon it is. Here’s your ratings… Alisson : 7 Gave me a few...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool 2 Southampton 0 in the Premier League at Anfield… APART from when the commentator said, “that’s a pint of relief for Klopp with a joy top” – that was alright, wasn’t it?Here’s your...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool 1 Newcastle United 1 in the Premier League at Anfield… WE had more shots there than when we beat Palace 7-0. They put Jonjo Shelvey at centre half, which is the maddest thing I’ve seen since...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Leeds United 1 Liverpool 1 in the Premier League at Elland Road… YOU’VE got to hand it to these big six cunts… They’ve actually got together and contrived to make football even worse in the...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool 0 Real Madrid 0 in the Champions League quarter final at Anfield… EVEN Nat Phillips heading their coach couldn’t save us tonight. Here’s your ratings… Alisson: 7 Not much to do until he...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool 2 Aston Villa 1 in the Premier League at Anfield… AN actor mate of mine who was in season four of Line of Duty sent me a text with five minutes to go and said… “Fuck me, I don’t envy...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Real Madrid 3 Liverpool 1 in the Champions League at The Estadio Alfredo Di Stefano… POOR that Reds, and on reflection we’re lucky they’re not out of sight yet. Here’s your ratings… Alisson : 5...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Arsenal 0 Liverpool 3 in the Premier League at The Emirates… THAT’S as good as we’ve been all season and Neil Atkinson’s looking at the table now. Here’s your ratings… Alisson: 8 Very...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Wolves 0 Liverpool 1 in the Premier League at Molineux… HOPE their keeper’s OK. Here’s your ratings… Alisson : 6.5 Never really looked in total control tonight. Fortunate not to give away a pen...
