Karl Coppack: Ways To Be A Person

In February 1987 Liverpool played an everyday bog standard home game with Southampton.  As with many Liverpool/Soton games it didn’t have much to recommend it. Peter Shilton was in goal so the game was automatically relegated to an undercard as the Kop preferred...

FAMILY VALUES

By Karl Coppack On a recent Citytalk Neil brought up the subject of the new away kit, the one that looks like a piece of paper warped in the dying throes of a toner cartridge error, and the ‘values’ and ‘brand’ of the club or, to be specific, what those things are....

THIS WEEKEND’S LOWEST POINT

By Karl Coppack YOU can’t not enjoy a last minute equaliser. They’re glorious things and are great in either category – the deserved and the ‘how did we get away with that.’ Sunday’s helping was nice (thanks for doing your bit, Nando) and it arrived to give us a brief...

SILENCE ISN’T GOLDEN

By Karl Coppack NOT again. Not another cheap overly romanticised article about how great football was when people drank mild and every away game came with a free sprint to the station to avoid bovver boots and Stanley knives. Well, nostalgia may well be the last...

Classic Films: Withnail & I

By Karl Coppack ‘There can be no true beauty without decay.’ FIRSTLY, an apology. If you haven’t seen ‘Withnail and I’ then none of the following will make much sense. Maybe you’ve seen the odd scene but never managed to sit through the entire thing. Well,...

PRIZES AND PREJUDICES

By Karl Coppack IN any piece concerning prejudice it would be unfair and inequitous not to announce my own. No one can be completely objective in most walks of life unless they don’t really care in the first place (Bobby Fischer v whoever it was always left me...

(JUST LIKE) STARTING OVER

By Karl Coppack IT’S the day of the home leg against Zenit, six months into the season and I’m still not sure. I’ve sat through 5-0 wins, I’ve seen us be an aberration of a back pass and a walkabout goalkeeper away from beating the League...

BELIEVABLE, JEFF!

By Karl Coppack I love football. I like betting too. I’m no good at it and, to be honest I’m a bit alarmed that my local bookie knows my name but I don’t take it too seriously. I don’t lose too much and I win even less. Betting is a supplement to a mundane Saturday...

The Return of the Thin Duke

By Karl Coppack LAST week saw David Bowie’s 66th birthday and his first single in a decade. Twitter had musicians and writers hailing his return and it even merited a mention on the Nine O’clock News. Despite years of near silence, David Bowie is still a big...

THE HALFWAY HOUSE

By Karl Coppack THE Christmas programme marks a vital period in any season. Those three or four games can transform a mid table team to one pushing for the European places or shove another towards the relegation places. It takes just days for a pretty good start to...