BEHIND ENEMY LINES

BEHIND ENEMY LINES

By DAVID COOK“The one that got away!  My first true love!!”  “Why did you leave her then, mate?” “I got a job in another city.  I had to go.” I AM behind enemy lines. I had to leave Liverpool for work.  I was 25 years old when I got a job in Manchester city centre. I...

IN THE LONG RUN WE ARE ALL DEAD

“(the) long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead. Economists set themselves too easy, too useless a task if in tempestuous seasons they can only tell us that when the storm is past the ocean is flat again.” John Maynard Keynes...
CRYSTAL PALACE: THE 9-0

CRYSTAL PALACE: THE 9-0

IT’S shortly before 10am on Wednesday and I’m parked up on a motorway bridge in Skelmersdale waiting for a man I’ve never met to turn up in a Vectra; I’m yet to work as a drug dealer but it felt like I was doing a deal. How did it come to this? It should have been...

Karl Coppack: Ways To Be A Person

In February 1987 Liverpool played an everyday bog standard home game with Southampton.  As with many Liverpool/Soton games it didn’t have much to recommend it. Peter Shilton was in goal so the game was automatically relegated to an undercard as the Kop preferred...

JONJO SHELVEY – A FEW THOUGHTS

WHEN Daniel Sturridge passed his debut Liverpool goal in to Mansfield’s net, he did his best to look nonchalant. Perhaps aware that putting one past a non-league side wasn’t the kind of thing Real Proper Strikers Who Play Through the Middle like what he is...

SUAREZ V STATISTICS

Statistics should, on the face of things, offer neutrality. Start with the facts, you would have thought, and logical conclusions will follow. The seemingly undefinable can be codified, explained, nicely tucked away in tables. Are Liverpool good at football? A...

This Is Brendan Rodgers

IT’S ONLY a press conference. But as press conferences go, this was mightily impressive from Brendan Rodgers. Can he handle the pressure? Deal with the expectations? Handle the egos? Is he experienced enough? Is he the right man? Only time will tell – and it...

Hypocrisy: The English Disease

Author’s note: This is not about Luis Suarez, or Liverpool, or the Football Association, or the rights and wrongs of the case which led to the striker being suspended for eight games and fined £40,000. Enough has been written on that subject by my peers and superiors...

Bellamy can still swing it for Liverpool

“If I ever wrote an autobiography – and I won’t – it would be called Don’t Google Me.”  So once said Craig Bellamy, who at 32, sealed a transfer-deadline day return to Liverpool. Some fans are overly concerned that the Welshman could upset the mood...