Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool 0 Chelsea 1 in the Premier League… FIVE home defeats on the spin for the first time in our history and you can’t say any of them weren’t deserved. Welcome to this week’s new low. Here’s your...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Sheffield United 0 Liverpool 2 in the Premier League… BEATING a team with 11 points probably shouldn’t feel this big but, you know, we are where we are and who’s complaining? Here’s your ratings…...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool’s 3-1 loss to Leicester City in the Premier League… DO you know what the big clue was about VAR and why I knew for a fact it would be shit? Everyone kept saying it works really well in...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool’s 4-1 loss to Manchester City in the Premier League… COMING to Netflix soon… “Pretend it’s Man City whereupon the Liverpool keeper endlessly fucks about in his own box as if...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool’s 1-0 loss to Brighton & Hove Albion in the Premier League… FUCK’S sake, Reds. We’re not great there, and Ferris Bueller’s mate had Brighton well organised, but is it too much...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool’s 3-1 win over West Ham United in the Premier League… FUCKING hell, that second goal. Might be one of the best I’ve ever seen. Perfection from Trent, followed by perfection from Shaq...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool’s 3-1 win over Tottenham Hotspur in the Premier League… AND breathe. Did I say the league was gone? *checks match ratings after Burnley* Yeah, I did. I’m such an idiot. Here’s your...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool’s 3-2 loss to Manchester United in the FA Cup fourth round at Old Trafford… I KNOW losing shouldn’t feel like progress but I thought we did alright there. In patches, it’s the best we’ve...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool’s 0-0 draw with Manchester United in the Premier League… FUCKING hell, I’ve spent all week in various stages of shitting myself (thankfully not literally). Despite not losing, it still...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool’s 4-1 win over Aston Villa in the Premier League… IF, like me, you’ve often wondered what would happen if the kids from Bugsy Malone came up against the fellas from Goodfellas then,...
