Book Review: Life’s A Pitch

STOP the press, here’s an exclusive for you: all football journalists have a favourite football team. Some even support one. There is a ridiculous notion given credence in this age of social media and global villages that those who write about football should do so...

Falling Out Of Love? [MODERN FOOTBALL IS SHITE]

BY BEN McCAUSLAND ME and Liverpool Football Club are going through a bad patch. Every long-term relationship has its ups and downs – I understand that – but I have felt this way for a while now and I don’t see clearer skies on the horizon. The dynamics of our...

Lucas the Lazarus

By Andy Gargett IT has been a turnaround that would have made Lazarus proud. Former Kop boo boy Lucas Leiva is now widely heralded as the saviour for Liverpool’s current midfield malaise. Lucas’ second long-term injury within the year has harmed...

A BRIDGE TOO FAR

SORRY Chelsea fans, but you really haven’t thought this one through. Singing “Fuck off, Benitez?” Booing your own manager on day one? Way to go. When the stadium announcer read out the attendance at Stamford Bridge and followed it by thanking fans...

Rafa, Chelsea, and the Big Poo Panzerotti

SO Xavi Valero has gone and gone to London, taking his merry band of hired coaching guns with him in his wake, with the little matter of one Rafael Benitez Maudes nestling his prodigious footballing cojones in the blue plastic Recaro Chaise Longue of the Chelsea...

INTERVIEWS: SHELVEY AND COLE

Joe Cole and Jonjo Shelvey spoke to the media in the mixed zone after Liverpool”s 2-2 Europa League draw at Anfield against Switzerland”s BSC Young Boys, listen to it using one of the methods below: Podcast RSS feed iTunes

A LAND FIT FOR HEROES

(or the further adventures of Martin Samuel, old right wingers, and a Uruguayan centre forward) Good art however “immoral” is wholly a thing of virtue. Good art can NOT be immoral. By good art I mean art that bears true witness, I mean the art that is most precise....

GIG OF THE WEEK: THE RAVEONETTES ON TOUR

CHRIS MOYLES has never heard of the Raveonettes. Or should I say had never heard of them. A number of years ago he was interviewing a nondescript indie band, lets say The Kaizer Chiefs, who had just been in New York. He asked them if they had seen anyone famous, as...

JOE COLE: A VICTIM OF AGE, POLITICS AND CIRCUMSTANCE

By Karl Coppack SOMETIMES great players have graceless exits. Robbie Fowler ended his first tenure by being substituted at half time thanks to Didi Hamann being sent off at Sunderland, Fernando Torres skulked off with two goals at Molineux but without a smile and...