Liverpool v Everton: The Big Match Preview
THE Blues. The fucking Blues. And I guess that’s why they call them The Blues. I just cannot be arsed with them right now. And annoyingly, inevitably, they will be so invested in this weekend’s derby. Blues, blue men, blue people, you may well get your win, that win,...



Liverpool v Everton: The Shifting Importance Of The Merseyside Derby
THE 1986 FA Cup final may just be the biggest football match I ever commentated on. It certainly seemed like it at the time. Yes, there was Istanbul -- and didn’t someone else win the Champions League in dramatic circumstances a few seasons before? Just this year,...





Henderson, Van Dijk & Milner: What’s Expected Of A Liverpool Captain?
I’VE often pondered what constitutes a captain’s performance in football. There are some which instantly spring to mind, Steven Gerrard in the 2006 FA Cup final, Roy Keane away to Juventus in 1999 and Tony Adams against Everton on the final day of 1997-98. All of them...



Paris Saint-Germain 2 Liverpool 1: The Match Review
GETTING beat is rubbish. Yes it is. The fact is that Liverpool are a good team. No wait, a great team. But still, even a great team gets beat. From back to front there is effort. As discussed after the match, the goalkeeper is probably the man of the match. The...





Paris Saint-Germain 2 Liverpool 1: The Match Ratings
MY only real gripe with The Reds there is that they are too soft. Marco Verratti, twat of a tackle, wants fucking bladdering and standing over. No one touches him. Neymar, flicking the ball over people's heads, diving, cheating, moaning and no one lands a fucking...



Liverpool v Everton: The Big Match Preview
THE Blues. The fucking Blues. And I guess that’s why they call them The Blues. I just cannot be arsed with them right now. And annoyingly, inevitably, they will be so invested in this weekend’s derby. Blues, blue men, blue people, you may well get your win, that win,...



Liverpool v Everton: The Shifting Importance Of The Merseyside Derby
THE 1986 FA Cup final may just be the biggest football match I ever commentated on. It certainly seemed like it at the time. Yes, there was Istanbul -- and didn’t someone else win the Champions League in dramatic circumstances a few seasons before? Just this year,...





Henderson, Van Dijk & Milner: What’s Expected Of A Liverpool Captain?
I’VE often pondered what constitutes a captain’s performance in football. There are some which instantly spring to mind, Steven Gerrard in the 2006 FA Cup final, Roy Keane away to Juventus in 1999 and Tony Adams against Everton on the final day of 1997-98. All of them...



Paris Saint-Germain 2 Liverpool 1: The Match Review
GETTING beat is rubbish. Yes it is. The fact is that Liverpool are a good team. No wait, a great team. But still, even a great team gets beat. From back to front there is effort. As discussed after the match, the goalkeeper is probably the man of the match. The...





Paris Saint-Germain 2 Liverpool 1: The Match Ratings
MY only real gripe with The Reds there is that they are too soft. Marco Verratti, twat of a tackle, wants fucking bladdering and standing over. No one touches him. Neymar, flicking the ball over people's heads, diving, cheating, moaning and no one lands a fucking...









