Liverpool Find Out The Price Of Failing At Perfection
THE more things change, the more they stay the same. No crowd, no handshakes, and because it was a Merseyside derby at Goodison Park, no goals. The big wait for football to return and for Liverpool to continue their procession to an inevitable Premier League title...



The Lasting Image Of Dejan Lovren At Liverpool
I FEEL as though I’ve written this piece before. Last time, though, it was about Alberto Moreno and how he was a player that could be flawless for a whole season, but the minute he made a mistake he’d be vilified. You’d be well within your rights to say Moreno wasn’t...



Everton 0 Liverpool 0: The Match Ratings
FUCKING hell. The world has nearly ended, there. Every cunt stayed in their house, heads kettled left right and centre. But every day, the thing that got us through it - the lockdown boredom, the fucking zoom calls, the working from home, the fucking home schooling,...



Everton 0 Liverpool 0: The Match Review
I TELL you what. That was quite the journey. I went from thinking it was just a victory that we were getting to watch The Reds again when so many were so desperate for it not to be happening, to Liverpool making me tear my hair out, to being happy with a point, to...



Why A Merseyside Derby Even In These Circumstances Can Still Stir The Soul
I LOVE the derby. I’ve always loved the derby. And while this one is undoubtedly going to be weird, it’s another derby nevertheless. Something to feast on after a football famine. And another way to beat Everton. In the summer. In June. On my birthday. It’s a time of...



Liverpool Find Out The Price Of Failing At Perfection
THE more things change, the more they stay the same. No crowd, no handshakes, and because it was a Merseyside derby at Goodison Park, no goals. The big wait for football to return and for Liverpool to continue their procession to an inevitable Premier League title...



The Lasting Image Of Dejan Lovren At Liverpool
I FEEL as though I’ve written this piece before. Last time, though, it was about Alberto Moreno and how he was a player that could be flawless for a whole season, but the minute he made a mistake he’d be vilified. You’d be well within your rights to say Moreno wasn’t...



Everton 0 Liverpool 0: The Match Ratings
FUCKING hell. The world has nearly ended, there. Every cunt stayed in their house, heads kettled left right and centre. But every day, the thing that got us through it - the lockdown boredom, the fucking zoom calls, the working from home, the fucking home schooling,...



Everton 0 Liverpool 0: The Match Review
I TELL you what. That was quite the journey. I went from thinking it was just a victory that we were getting to watch The Reds again when so many were so desperate for it not to be happening, to Liverpool making me tear my hair out, to being happy with a point, to...



Why A Merseyside Derby Even In These Circumstances Can Still Stir The Soul
I LOVE the derby. I’ve always loved the derby. And while this one is undoubtedly going to be weird, it’s another derby nevertheless. Something to feast on after a football famine. And another way to beat Everton. In the summer. In June. On my birthday. It’s a time of...









