// THE MATCH RATINGS
Ben Johnson’s alternative approach to post-match Liverpool player ratings…

Southampton 0 Liverpool 2: Match Ratings
THE South Coast Everton 0 Liverpool 2. The Reds went into this afternoon's game with the knowledge that a win would well and truly ensure second place is all of our business, and they delivered against a side who love a “boo” so much at the mere sight of anything...



Liverpool 2 Tottenham Hotspur 2: Match Ratings
FOOTIE, mate. How often does a referee listen to a linesman? They are absolutely the mings of the footie world. Imagine being that unsure of your own ability that you defer to a skinny fella who can’t ref a game, can’t control a game, can’t make a decision. Fucking...



Huddersfield Town 0 Liverpool 3: Match Ratings
I’M not a million miles away from jibbing this footy business, to be honest. I saw something on Sunday morning that has shook me to my core, made me realign my priorities and basically realise that nothing really matters anymore. I was in a hotel, weren’t I? One of...



Liverpool 2 West Bromwich Albion 3: Match Ratings
FUCKING hell. Watching The Reds in what can best be described as a zoo in the Temple Bar. Stevie Gerrard is bouncing round the telly in a three-piece, three-coloured suit, looking all captainy and that. I’ve drank that much Guinness I’ve had to have a breakwater...



Swansea City 1 Liverpool 0: Match Ratings
Pre Match YOU can’t look at them teams and think anything other than a Reds win is in the post. I mean, The Reds are boss, aren’t we? That Liverpool side is the same one that beat Manchester City except we are causally dropping in Big Virg and his giant's body in...
// THE MATCH RATINGS
Ben Johnson’s alternative approach to post-match Liverpool player ratings…



Southampton 0 Liverpool 2: Match Ratings
THE South Coast Everton 0 Liverpool 2. The Reds went into this afternoon's game with the knowledge that a win would well and truly ensure second place is all of our business, and they delivered against a side who love a “boo” so much at the mere sight of anything...



Liverpool 2 Tottenham Hotspur 2: Match Ratings
FOOTIE, mate. How often does a referee listen to a linesman? They are absolutely the mings of the footie world. Imagine being that unsure of your own ability that you defer to a skinny fella who can’t ref a game, can’t control a game, can’t make a decision. Fucking...



Huddersfield Town 0 Liverpool 3: Match Ratings
I’M not a million miles away from jibbing this footy business, to be honest. I saw something on Sunday morning that has shook me to my core, made me realign my priorities and basically realise that nothing really matters anymore. I was in a hotel, weren’t I? One of...



Liverpool 2 West Bromwich Albion 3: Match Ratings
FUCKING hell. Watching The Reds in what can best be described as a zoo in the Temple Bar. Stevie Gerrard is bouncing round the telly in a three-piece, three-coloured suit, looking all captainy and that. I’ve drank that much Guinness I’ve had to have a breakwater...



Swansea City 1 Liverpool 0: Match Ratings
Pre Match YOU can’t look at them teams and think anything other than a Reds win is in the post. I mean, The Reds are boss, aren’t we? That Liverpool side is the same one that beat Manchester City except we are causally dropping in Big Virg and his giant's body in...