// THE MATCH RATINGS
Ben Johnson’s alternative approach to post-match Liverpool player ratings…
KRC Genk 1 Liverpool 4: The Match Ratings
THAT midfield, aye. I reckon there was a massive online storm beforehand. How the fuck isn’t he playing Henderson? And what the fuck is he doing playing Milner full back when it could be him, Henderson and Gini in the middle? The dream midfield? Fuck's sake. Hasn’t...
Manchester United 1 Liverpool 1: The Match Ratings
HORRIBLE. Absolutely horrible fixture. No good comes of it. I can list the wins on one hand I think for the majority of my adult life. I would need an hour to list the woes. The fucking last-minute defeats. The man getting sent before a pasting, the centre halves with...
Liverpool 2 Leicester City 1: The Match Ratings
IT was a big game, that. A huge game. Leicester are, let’s be honest, a good side but also a massive gang of fucking bellends. That fucking Beckham shagger in centre mid, who didn’t get a touch until The Reds tired, throwing himself all over the gaff. That Manc twat...
Liverpool 4 Red Bull Salzburg 3: The Match Ratings
IT'S mad the way it is a thing, really. Something that tastes like it has come out of a robot's arse and really should have resulted in everyone going: "Eh lad, have you tasted that Red Bull? Yer, it's fucking horrible but it doesn’t half keep you awake. A bit like...
Sheffield United 0 Liverpool 1: The Match Ratings
LIVERPOOL went to Sheffield and won today. That, of course, is only part of the story. If you wish you can call Liverpool lucky. Fortunate. Ripe for an upset. I prefer to describe us as top of the league. That means you can describe individual performances as you...
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// THE MATCH RATINGS
Ben Johnson’s alternative approach to post-match Liverpool player ratings…
KRC Genk 1 Liverpool 4: The Match Ratings
THAT midfield, aye. I reckon there was a massive online storm beforehand. How the fuck isn’t he playing Henderson? And what the fuck is he doing playing Milner full back when it could be him, Henderson and Gini in the middle? The dream midfield? Fuck's sake. Hasn’t...
Manchester United 1 Liverpool 1: The Match Ratings
HORRIBLE. Absolutely horrible fixture. No good comes of it. I can list the wins on one hand I think for the majority of my adult life. I would need an hour to list the woes. The fucking last-minute defeats. The man getting sent before a pasting, the centre halves with...
Liverpool 2 Leicester City 1: The Match Ratings
IT was a big game, that. A huge game. Leicester are, let’s be honest, a good side but also a massive gang of fucking bellends. That fucking Beckham shagger in centre mid, who didn’t get a touch until The Reds tired, throwing himself all over the gaff. That Manc twat...
Liverpool 4 Red Bull Salzburg 3: The Match Ratings
IT'S mad the way it is a thing, really. Something that tastes like it has come out of a robot's arse and really should have resulted in everyone going: "Eh lad, have you tasted that Red Bull? Yer, it's fucking horrible but it doesn’t half keep you awake. A bit like...
Sheffield United 0 Liverpool 1: The Match Ratings
LIVERPOOL went to Sheffield and won today. That, of course, is only part of the story. If you wish you can call Liverpool lucky. Fortunate. Ripe for an upset. I prefer to describe us as top of the league. That means you can describe individual performances as you...