// THE MATCH RATINGS
Ben Johnson’s alternative approach to post-match Liverpool player ratings…
Liverpool 3 Manchester City 1: The Match Ratings
I SEE Guardiola’s head has well and truly gone. To be honest, you could tell they were going to get beat when you seen the cut of him before the game. Forty minutes to kick off, up he pops, hasn’t shaved his bald head. As a fellow baldy, I’m saying that is a sign you...
Liverpool 2 KRC Genk 1: The Match Ratings
WELL that was, all in all, a bit fucking boring. The calm before the storm. Say what you want about not looking forward to Sunday’s game but everyone in that ground, their squad aside, had absolutely two eyes on City. Cracking result and decent enough performance...
Aston Villa 1 Liverpool 2: The Match Ratings
GORDON Bennett. I told yer, this team never know when they are beaten. I was all for going for a lovely big shower on about 75 minutes like a massive shithouse. Unbelievable set of lads. Alisson: 7 Can’t do much for the goal really, but I’d quite like him to start...
Liverpool 5 Arsenal 5 (5-4 Pens): The Match Ratings
KIDS footy, la. It’s fucking berserk week in, week out. My lad plays in the under 8s. FC Storm. Fucking hell, I know. Anyway, last week in training I was trying to talk to them about time and space. Not like yer man Prof Bri Cox, more like "lad you’ve got time, have a...
Liverpool 2 Tottenham Hotspur 1: The Match Ratings
IT is really lovely beating them. They are horrible to play against. Fucking arguing over everything. Time wasting after a minute. Fucking Kane bouncing round alternatively diving and twatting people left right and centre. Got a mouth like a jack in the box. Fucking...
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// THE MATCH RATINGS
Ben Johnson’s alternative approach to post-match Liverpool player ratings…
Liverpool 3 Manchester City 1: The Match Ratings
I SEE Guardiola’s head has well and truly gone. To be honest, you could tell they were going to get beat when you seen the cut of him before the game. Forty minutes to kick off, up he pops, hasn’t shaved his bald head. As a fellow baldy, I’m saying that is a sign you...
Liverpool 2 KRC Genk 1: The Match Ratings
WELL that was, all in all, a bit fucking boring. The calm before the storm. Say what you want about not looking forward to Sunday’s game but everyone in that ground, their squad aside, had absolutely two eyes on City. Cracking result and decent enough performance...
Aston Villa 1 Liverpool 2: The Match Ratings
GORDON Bennett. I told yer, this team never know when they are beaten. I was all for going for a lovely big shower on about 75 minutes like a massive shithouse. Unbelievable set of lads. Alisson: 7 Can’t do much for the goal really, but I’d quite like him to start...
Liverpool 5 Arsenal 5 (5-4 Pens): The Match Ratings
KIDS footy, la. It’s fucking berserk week in, week out. My lad plays in the under 8s. FC Storm. Fucking hell, I know. Anyway, last week in training I was trying to talk to them about time and space. Not like yer man Prof Bri Cox, more like "lad you’ve got time, have a...
Liverpool 2 Tottenham Hotspur 1: The Match Ratings
IT is really lovely beating them. They are horrible to play against. Fucking arguing over everything. Time wasting after a minute. Fucking Kane bouncing round alternatively diving and twatting people left right and centre. Got a mouth like a jack in the box. Fucking...