// THE MATCH RATINGS
Ben Johnson’s alternative approach to post-match Liverpool player ratings…
Liverpool 1 Flamengo 0: The Match Ratings
THE referee pretty much makes the gig redundant. It really isn’t fair on anyone involved. It genuinely isn’t his fault. He is absolutely completely out of his depth. Imagine Danny Devito with a load of stones in his pockets being plopped in the deep end. Shite. I...
Monterrey 1 Liverpool 2: The Match Ratings
WE did commentary recently on the Salzburg game. In the buildup, we had about a dozen conversations with the app company on whether the commentary would definitely sync up with the football on the screen. Poor Andy was holed up in a bunker for 24 hours before making...
Aston Villa 5 Liverpool 0: The Match Ratings
I MEAN, how the fuck is this a thing? Look at the team, it was genuinely arlarse this. It was men against boys in a literal sense. Two minutes in we looked alright and I thought 'scrap that, let's get into these Brummy bellends'. Honestly though, if I weren’t doing...
Liverpool 2 Watford 0: The Match Ratings
The Manager: 10 Honest to God, when the news of the new contract dropped Friday morning, I could have cried. I could have and indeed did fucking cry. To suggest the city was in a low ebb is on a par in the old understatement ranks with saying Britain might now be in...
RB Salzburg 0 Liverpool 2: The Match Ratings
MADDEST team ever, them. Was like their manager made them all lash a load of Red Bull down their necks before the game started, watched them all run on fast forward for the first 45. They only have a few players with genuine quality but I'm sure they snuck a few extra...
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// THE MATCH RATINGS
Ben Johnson’s alternative approach to post-match Liverpool player ratings…
Liverpool 1 Flamengo 0: The Match Ratings
THE referee pretty much makes the gig redundant. It really isn’t fair on anyone involved. It genuinely isn’t his fault. He is absolutely completely out of his depth. Imagine Danny Devito with a load of stones in his pockets being plopped in the deep end. Shite. I...
Monterrey 1 Liverpool 2: The Match Ratings
WE did commentary recently on the Salzburg game. In the buildup, we had about a dozen conversations with the app company on whether the commentary would definitely sync up with the football on the screen. Poor Andy was holed up in a bunker for 24 hours before making...
Aston Villa 5 Liverpool 0: The Match Ratings
I MEAN, how the fuck is this a thing? Look at the team, it was genuinely arlarse this. It was men against boys in a literal sense. Two minutes in we looked alright and I thought 'scrap that, let's get into these Brummy bellends'. Honestly though, if I weren’t doing...
Liverpool 2 Watford 0: The Match Ratings
The Manager: 10 Honest to God, when the news of the new contract dropped Friday morning, I could have cried. I could have and indeed did fucking cry. To suggest the city was in a low ebb is on a par in the old understatement ranks with saying Britain might now be in...
RB Salzburg 0 Liverpool 2: The Match Ratings
MADDEST team ever, them. Was like their manager made them all lash a load of Red Bull down their necks before the game started, watched them all run on fast forward for the first 45. They only have a few players with genuine quality but I'm sure they snuck a few extra...