// THE MATCH RATINGS
Ben Johnson’s alternative approach to post-match Liverpool player ratings…

Liverpool 2 West Ham United 1: Match Ratings
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool beat West Ham United 2-1 at Anfield after a double substitute salvo... I THINK Sean Connery put it best in The Untouchables... “If they pull a knife, then you pull a gun. If they put one of yours in...



Liverpool 2 FC Midtjylland 0: Match Ratings
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool beat FC Midtjylland 2-0 in their second Champions League group game at Anfield... DID a bit of research on this lot before the game. Turns out they’re one of those teams that love data, spreadsheets...



Liverpool 2 Sheffield United 1: Match Ratings
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool beat Sheffield United 2-1 in the Premier League at Anfield... BIG win that, Reds. Massive. That loon they’ve got locked in solitary confinement in Stockley Park tried to fuck us again but the boys...



Ajax 0 Liverpool 1: The Match Ratings
THE cafes there must have been gutted there were no away fans. I haven’t seen this many wasted brownies since the Wavertree Girl Guides got into balloons. Anyway, here’s your match ratings... The Growing Pains of Adrian in Goal: 6 Does the occasional thing you expect...



Everton 2 Liverpool 2: Match Ratings
FUCKING hell, Reds. That fella in Stockley Park must have been on the biftas and playing Crash Bandicoot all game. Probably popped to the garage for a Ginsters when Henderson scored and asked the fella behind the counter what he thought. Honestly, I can’t work it out....
// THE MATCH RATINGS
Ben Johnson’s alternative approach to post-match Liverpool player ratings…



Liverpool 2 West Ham United 1: Match Ratings
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool beat West Ham United 2-1 at Anfield after a double substitute salvo... I THINK Sean Connery put it best in The Untouchables... “If they pull a knife, then you pull a gun. If they put one of yours in...



Liverpool 2 FC Midtjylland 0: Match Ratings
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool beat FC Midtjylland 2-0 in their second Champions League group game at Anfield... DID a bit of research on this lot before the game. Turns out they’re one of those teams that love data, spreadsheets...



Liverpool 2 Sheffield United 1: Match Ratings
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool beat Sheffield United 2-1 in the Premier League at Anfield... BIG win that, Reds. Massive. That loon they’ve got locked in solitary confinement in Stockley Park tried to fuck us again but the boys...



Ajax 0 Liverpool 1: The Match Ratings
THE cafes there must have been gutted there were no away fans. I haven’t seen this many wasted brownies since the Wavertree Girl Guides got into balloons. Anyway, here’s your match ratings... The Growing Pains of Adrian in Goal: 6 Does the occasional thing you expect...



Everton 2 Liverpool 2: Match Ratings
FUCKING hell, Reds. That fella in Stockley Park must have been on the biftas and playing Crash Bandicoot all game. Probably popped to the garage for a Ginsters when Henderson scored and asked the fella behind the counter what he thought. Honestly, I can’t work it out....