// THE MATCH RATINGS
Ben Johnson’s alternative approach to post-match Liverpool player ratings…

Leeds United 1 Liverpool 1: Match Ratings
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Leeds United 1 Liverpool 1 in the Premier League at Elland Road... YOU'VE got to hand it to these big six cunts... They’ve actually got together and contrived to make football even worse in the future than...



Liverpool 0 Real Madrid 0: Match Ratings
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool 0 Real Madrid 0 in the Champions League quarter final at Anfield... EVEN Nat Phillips heading their coach couldn’t save us tonight. Here’s your ratings... Alisson: 7 Not much to do until he was...



Liverpool 2 Aston Villa 1: Match Ratings
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool 2 Aston Villa 1 in the Premier League at Anfield... AN actor mate of mine who was in season four of Line of Duty sent me a text with five minutes to go and said... “Fuck me, I don’t envy your match...



Real Madrid 3 Liverpool 1: Match Ratings
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Real Madrid 3 Liverpool 1 in the Champions League at The Estadio Alfredo Di Stefano... POOR that Reds, and on reflection we’re lucky they’re not out of sight yet. Here’s your ratings... Alisson : 5 Not great...



Arsenal 0 Liverpool 3: Match Ratings
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Arsenal 0 Liverpool 3 in the Premier League at The Emirates... THAT'S as good as we’ve been all season and Neil Atkinson’s looking at the table now. Here’s your ratings... Alisson: 8 Very comfortable with the...
// THE MATCH RATINGS
Ben Johnson’s alternative approach to post-match Liverpool player ratings…



Leeds United 1 Liverpool 1: Match Ratings
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Leeds United 1 Liverpool 1 in the Premier League at Elland Road... YOU'VE got to hand it to these big six cunts... They’ve actually got together and contrived to make football even worse in the future than...



Liverpool 0 Real Madrid 0: Match Ratings
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool 0 Real Madrid 0 in the Champions League quarter final at Anfield... EVEN Nat Phillips heading their coach couldn’t save us tonight. Here’s your ratings... Alisson: 7 Not much to do until he was...



Liverpool 2 Aston Villa 1: Match Ratings
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool 2 Aston Villa 1 in the Premier League at Anfield... AN actor mate of mine who was in season four of Line of Duty sent me a text with five minutes to go and said... “Fuck me, I don’t envy your match...



Real Madrid 3 Liverpool 1: Match Ratings
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Real Madrid 3 Liverpool 1 in the Champions League at The Estadio Alfredo Di Stefano... POOR that Reds, and on reflection we’re lucky they’re not out of sight yet. Here’s your ratings... Alisson : 5 Not great...



Arsenal 0 Liverpool 3: Match Ratings
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Arsenal 0 Liverpool 3 in the Premier League at The Emirates... THAT'S as good as we’ve been all season and Neil Atkinson’s looking at the table now. Here’s your ratings... Alisson: 8 Very comfortable with the...