Liverpool 2 West Ham United 2: Match Ratings

I THOUGHT this was going to be my glorious return. Where I get to wax lyrical about footballers with hilarious ditties after a wonderful victory. Instead the Reds were a gang of dickheads. Almost like they did it on purpose. Fuck off, Liverpool. Loris Karius: 3 Feels...

Liverpool v West Ham: The Anfield Wrap Big Match Preview

AUGUST 29, 2015. West Ham turn up to Anfield with a renewed sense of optimism. Big Sam has gone — with the Three Lions and pints of wine firmly within his future aspirations. The hipster’s choice Slaven Bilic is in, along with a couple of new faces. That was the...

Liverpool: Putting The Bournemouth Loss Into Perspective

SINCE my dad did his fatherly duty and ensured that I cared more about watching football than I did watching cartoons (“You’re 27 for fuck sake!”), I have suffered plenty of heartache. In fact, as my morning has largely been spent trying to figure out just who the...

Bournemouth 4 Liverpool 3: Match Review

THERE are nights when I am jealous of those who can come to massive conclusions. I just don’t have it in me after that. If you want big bold criticisms, I probably have this one: Liverpool aren’t aggressive enough at 0-2 and 1-3. They don’t do enough...