// THE MATCH RATINGS
Ben Johnson’s alternative approach to post-match Liverpool player ratings…
Arsenal 3 Liverpool 3: Match Ratings
Pre Match THE teams have just dropped there and the idea that Liverpool won’t win this game has grown wings and fucked off into the fog. That is a seriously good Liverpool team, up against a team whose Kryptonite seems to be other teams attacking them. Lets hope they...
Bournemouth 0 Liverpool 4: Match Ratings
THESE took four points off us last year. You know what grates the most? Their manager’s trackie bottoms. Quite clingy, weren’t they? Remember being fuming about them. Anyway. Simon Mignolet: 7 Did well to stop a corner at the start of the second half. That was about...
Liverpool 0 West Bromwich Albion 0: Match Ratings
Pre Match THERE’S you there, just lashed your phone on the deck 'cause Jürgs is playing all the boys. I think it is safe to say that he thinks we are all bellends, and in fairness he is bang on the money. That said, I can't wait until we get beat here and everyone...
Liverpool 1 Everton 1: Match Ratings
TWO points dropped against the worst Premier League team to visit Anfield this season. Frustration for Jürgen Klopp and Liverpool on an afternoon where they battered Everton from pillar to post, but just forgot to win. On a weekend when rivals have dropped points, The...
Liverpool 7 Spartak Moscow 0: Match Ratings
LET’S cut to the fucking chase here. The Reds are too good to be fannying about with introductions. Larius Karius: 7 Boss first half. Couple of smart saves then ran into there fella full pelt like a crash test dummy on Tomorrow’s World. Got up, right away, which takes...
// THE MATCH RATINGS
Ben Johnson’s alternative approach to post-match Liverpool player ratings…
Arsenal 3 Liverpool 3: Match Ratings
Pre Match THE teams have just dropped there and the idea that Liverpool won’t win this game has grown wings and fucked off into the fog. That is a seriously good Liverpool team, up against a team whose Kryptonite seems to be other teams attacking them. Lets hope they...
Bournemouth 0 Liverpool 4: Match Ratings
THESE took four points off us last year. You know what grates the most? Their manager’s trackie bottoms. Quite clingy, weren’t they? Remember being fuming about them. Anyway. Simon Mignolet: 7 Did well to stop a corner at the start of the second half. That was about...
Liverpool 0 West Bromwich Albion 0: Match Ratings
Pre Match THERE’S you there, just lashed your phone on the deck 'cause Jürgs is playing all the boys. I think it is safe to say that he thinks we are all bellends, and in fairness he is bang on the money. That said, I can't wait until we get beat here and everyone...
Liverpool 1 Everton 1: Match Ratings
TWO points dropped against the worst Premier League team to visit Anfield this season. Frustration for Jürgen Klopp and Liverpool on an afternoon where they battered Everton from pillar to post, but just forgot to win. On a weekend when rivals have dropped points, The...
Liverpool 7 Spartak Moscow 0: Match Ratings
LET’S cut to the fucking chase here. The Reds are too good to be fannying about with introductions. Larius Karius: 7 Boss first half. Couple of smart saves then ran into there fella full pelt like a crash test dummy on Tomorrow’s World. Got up, right away, which takes...