LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND - Wednesday, December 13, 2017: Liverpool's Mohamed Salah looks dejected after missing a chance during the FA Premier League match between Liverpool and West Bromwich Albion at Anfield. (Pic by David Rawcliffe/Propaganda)

Pre Match

THERE’S you there, just lashed your phone on the deck ’cause Jürgs is playing all the boys.

I think it is safe to say that he thinks we are all bellends, and in fairness he is bang on the money. That said, I can’t wait until we get beat here and everyone moans like fuck that he should have played the team that started the derby.

Post Match

Fucking hell. I mean fucking hell, for fuck’s sake.

Larius: 8

Extra two points on top of his score. One for putting up with the mental Kop screaming at him for not kicking it onto the moon in the first half, and one for having that pony tail/top knot/hairdo and not looking like a sex person. It takes some doing that.

Made a mad save second half where he might have gone temporarily blind until the ball was about to hit his nose, and followed it up with a good one. Aside from that, he was one of them passengers.

Trent: 6

Did alright. Attacked the ball well first half, looked tired second half. Tried a bit of jiggery dribbling first half but fell over the ball which was a shame.

LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND - Wednesday, December 13, 2017: Liverpool's Trent Alexander-Arnold during the FA Premier League match between Liverpool and West Bromwich Albion at Anfield. (Pic by David Rawcliffe/Propaganda)

Degsi: 6

Played well, lost a point for acting the goat on Sunday. In fairness, Salomon Rondon was like a big massive Alan Shearer head, as opposed to a pudding, so did well enough to keep him contained.

Klav: 6

Was fine. Like a bowl of soup for your dinner when you really feel like a boss butty. Nothing wrong with him, just not as good as a boss butty.

Robertson: 6

Not as good as everyone thought after his first game, probably a bit better than Jürgen thought after his second game. Decent enough.

BRIGHTON AND HOVE, ENGLAND - Saturday, December 2, 2017: Liverpool's Andy Robertson takes a throw-in during the FA Premier League match between Brighton & Hove Albion FC and Liverpool FC at the American Express Community Stadium. (Pic by David Rawcliffe/Propaganda)

Emre Can: 5

I hope Serie A is slow, because this fella could chew the hind leg off an Italian Donkey. Loves six touches when one will do. Shite tonight. Slow, stupid in the tackle, nowhere near as good as Jordan Henderson.

Gini: 5

Looked to be playing off-ground tick as he was nowhere else to be seen whenever we had the ball. One of them games where you wonder what the point in him is. Will score on Sunday or next week and we will all be made up with him and his song. I’d quite like some better centre midfielders all told, but that’s not Gini’s fault. I get the feeling he would too.

Mo Salah: 7

Could have scored a couple. Didn’t score a couple but is probably mates with their big massive centre half, who is well better than Virgil van Dijk. Unlucky with the header, one of them days, weren’t it?

LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND - Wednesday, December 13, 2017: Liverpool's Mohamed Salah sees his header go wide during the FA Premier League match between Liverpool and West Bromwich Albion at Anfield. (Pic by David Rawcliffe/Propaganda)

Sadio Mane: 4

Shite today. Tried his best in fairness, but thinking about everything, second guessing himself all day. Needs to realise he is better than 98 per cent of the world’s population that ever played footie. He will be sound in a few games. Hopefully someone can dig us out till then.

Phil Coutinho: 6

Tried and tried. Moved the ball as well as he could but in a game of hard lines he had some hard lines to get past. Tried to get The Reds playing, but it wasn’t to be today.

Roberto Firmino: 6

Like the rest of the forward line it wasn’t his day. Worked his plums off, tried his best, but missed the pivotal chance of the game that would have powered us on to a 4-0 win.

LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND - Wednesday, December 13, 2017: Liverpool's Roberto Firmino during the FA Premier League match between Liverpool and West Bromwich Albion at Anfield. (Pic by David Rawcliffe/Propaganda)

SUBS

Chambo:

Was sound when he came on there.

Solanke:

Had absolutely hard lines — the referee was a fat little dollop.

Joe Gomez:

Can’t wait till Nathaniel Clyne gets fit so he can be our best centre half.

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