// THE MATCH RATINGS
Ben Johnson’s alternative approach to post-match Liverpool player ratings…
Bournemouth 0 Liverpool 3: The Match Ratings
Alisson: 7 I wonder what he was thinking about all game while he had absolutely nothing to fucking do. Genuinely, I don’t care who you are, your mind is drifting there. Probably trying to remember where the Chrimbo decs are. I was in the loft twice there today looking...
Liverpool 5 Everton 2: The Match Ratings
I MEAN, at some point someone is going to have to intervene. This is getting beyond reasonable. If they were an animal, they would have had a big dose of getting put down by now. As it stands, they are like a fucking horse that fell at the National a few years ago....
Liverpool 2 Brighton & Hove Albion 1: The Match Ratings
I MEAN, fucking hell Reds. Let's forget the match for a minute, though. The question on everyone’s lips... Is their manager a Mod? That is the question on everyone’s lips. EVERYONE'S. Andrew Neil’s opening question to that wig-sporting codpiece if he ever shows up....
Liverpool 1 Napoli 1: The Match Ratings
SO rare we come away from Anfield feeling like we've lost. A feeling I definitely felt tonight and would not like to feel again where possible. Alisson: 6 Didn't have anything to do considering they showed very little interest in playing football after the goal. Not...
Crystal Palace 1 Liverpool 2: The Match Ratings
HUGE shoes to fill today. With Ben being away I agreed to do the scores on Friday, that same night had a dream we got beat 3-0 with Zaha bagging a brace. Awful. Hope that doesn’t happen. Anyway. First half we had a load of players who won’t force it and maybe three...
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// THE MATCH RATINGS
Ben Johnson’s alternative approach to post-match Liverpool player ratings…
Bournemouth 0 Liverpool 3: The Match Ratings
Alisson: 7 I wonder what he was thinking about all game while he had absolutely nothing to fucking do. Genuinely, I don’t care who you are, your mind is drifting there. Probably trying to remember where the Chrimbo decs are. I was in the loft twice there today looking...
Liverpool 5 Everton 2: The Match Ratings
I MEAN, at some point someone is going to have to intervene. This is getting beyond reasonable. If they were an animal, they would have had a big dose of getting put down by now. As it stands, they are like a fucking horse that fell at the National a few years ago....
Liverpool 2 Brighton & Hove Albion 1: The Match Ratings
I MEAN, fucking hell Reds. Let's forget the match for a minute, though. The question on everyone’s lips... Is their manager a Mod? That is the question on everyone’s lips. EVERYONE'S. Andrew Neil’s opening question to that wig-sporting codpiece if he ever shows up....
Liverpool 1 Napoli 1: The Match Ratings
SO rare we come away from Anfield feeling like we've lost. A feeling I definitely felt tonight and would not like to feel again where possible. Alisson: 6 Didn't have anything to do considering they showed very little interest in playing football after the goal. Not...
Crystal Palace 1 Liverpool 2: The Match Ratings
HUGE shoes to fill today. With Ben being away I agreed to do the scores on Friday, that same night had a dream we got beat 3-0 with Zaha bagging a brace. Awful. Hope that doesn’t happen. Anyway. First half we had a load of players who won’t force it and maybe three...