// THE MATCH RATINGS
Ben Johnson’s alternative approach to post-match Liverpool player ratings…
Tottenham Hotspur 0 Liverpool 1: The Match Ratings
Alisson: 9 His starting position is unreal, init? That one were he just hopped out and headed it. Then it was an exhibition in catching boss shots. Fucking Gorilla Glue on them gloves him, lad. Trent: 8 Mooched about obviously being boss, but wasn’t that type of game...
Liverpool 1 Everton 0: The Match Ratings
"999, we have a Black Hawk Down on County Road. "The Iceland is on fire, fucking steak and kidney puddings thawing. Ten to the dozen. Kerry Katona is manning the fire blanket. Screams of red nose cunts are bouncing off the walls." Jesus Christ, they should pack in....
Liverpool 2 Sheffield United 0: The Match Ratings
WHAT else can you say? What else can we all say that hasn’t been said before? This is the greatest Liverpool team I have ever seen and is possibly the greatest in our history. Unbelievable what these are doing here. Mad heads. Alisson: 9 The catch that leads to the...
Liverpool 1 Wolves 0: The Match Ratings
HAHAHA, that number seven. Fucking celebrated like fucking Tardelli, Dalglish at Stamford Bridge in '86, the fucking Olympics opening ceremony, fucking one small step for man; a giant leap for mankind, hang on, this isn’t the fucking moon. Haha, dickhead. What a team...
Leicester City 0 Liverpool 4: The Match Ratings
OH come all ye faithful, Joyful and triumphant, Oh come ye, Oh come ye, To Anfield, Come and behold them, They’re the kings of Europe, Oh come let us adore them, Oh come let us adore them, Oh come let us adore them, Liverpool... BEST ever. Best ever song, best ever...
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// THE MATCH RATINGS
Ben Johnson’s alternative approach to post-match Liverpool player ratings…
Tottenham Hotspur 0 Liverpool 1: The Match Ratings
Alisson: 9 His starting position is unreal, init? That one were he just hopped out and headed it. Then it was an exhibition in catching boss shots. Fucking Gorilla Glue on them gloves him, lad. Trent: 8 Mooched about obviously being boss, but wasn’t that type of game...
Liverpool 1 Everton 0: The Match Ratings
"999, we have a Black Hawk Down on County Road. "The Iceland is on fire, fucking steak and kidney puddings thawing. Ten to the dozen. Kerry Katona is manning the fire blanket. Screams of red nose cunts are bouncing off the walls." Jesus Christ, they should pack in....
Liverpool 2 Sheffield United 0: The Match Ratings
WHAT else can you say? What else can we all say that hasn’t been said before? This is the greatest Liverpool team I have ever seen and is possibly the greatest in our history. Unbelievable what these are doing here. Mad heads. Alisson: 9 The catch that leads to the...
Liverpool 1 Wolves 0: The Match Ratings
HAHAHA, that number seven. Fucking celebrated like fucking Tardelli, Dalglish at Stamford Bridge in '86, the fucking Olympics opening ceremony, fucking one small step for man; a giant leap for mankind, hang on, this isn’t the fucking moon. Haha, dickhead. What a team...
Leicester City 0 Liverpool 4: The Match Ratings
OH come all ye faithful, Joyful and triumphant, Oh come ye, Oh come ye, To Anfield, Come and behold them, They’re the kings of Europe, Oh come let us adore them, Oh come let us adore them, Oh come let us adore them, Liverpool... BEST ever. Best ever song, best ever...