Liverpool v Everton: The Big Match Preview

THE derby is an inconvenience right now. We’re having a party and the neighbours have knocked round to see what’s going on. Fuck off ya nosey meffs, no one invited you. Everton aren’t our business and we’re none of theirs. Social mores dictate we have to let them in...

Liverpool 7 Spartak Moscow 0: Match Ratings

LET’S cut to the fucking chase here. The Reds are too good to be fannying about with introductions. Larius Karius: 7 Boss first half. Couple of smart saves then ran into there fella full pelt like a crash test dummy on Tomorrow’s World. Got up, right away, which takes...

Liverpool v Spartak Moscow: The Big Match Preview

THE Reds are looking dangerously good at the moment. Scarily potent. Now everything seems possible again. We are very much on the up curve of the bi-polarity that is our supporter life. Coming out of that weird Amex Stadium on Saturday afternoon you could see chests...