BROKEN RECORDS, LIVERPOOL GROOVES

IT’S been a long time since I put the needle to the broken record, but with a half hour to kill and a momentous, context-obliterating week behind us (at least according to some), it’s maybe time to dust off a golden oldie and return to what, for me, is the...

Welsh Wisdom, Swans Sense

IT was truly a delight to open this morning”s papers to the news that “Bayern Munich are a bit good, aren”t they?”, with balanced and reasonable commentary of both the game, and of what it means for Arsenal”s standing in the European...

Rafa, Chelsea, and the Big Poo Panzerotti

SO Xavi Valero has gone and gone to London, taking his merry band of hired coaching guns with him in his wake, with the little matter of one Rafael Benitez Maudes nestling his prodigious footballing cojones in the blue plastic Recaro Chaise Longue of the Chelsea...

Domination – the Dirty Work is Paying Off

IN recent years, supporting Liverpool FC has been a bit like visiting your dominatrix and realising she’s forgotten your safe word.* “BANANA!”, you whimper. Nobody hears. The ball rebounds off the woodwork for the umpteenth time. A referee denies a...

The Zen of Transfer Deadline Day

One of the happy by-products of this summer’s changes at Liverpool Football Club is that I find myself completely at ease as we near the end of the summer transfer window. Commolli is gone, half-assed statistical notions of what constitutes ‘good’...

The duality of man. The Jungian thing…

The modern day Liverpool supporter is not unlike Private Joker in Full Metal Jacket. Born to fight for the collective cause, but with a peace sign on the side of his helmet. We want Liverpool to grow, and to win, and to dominate, but we’re not so sure we want to...

Rise of the Englightened Scottish Diddies

LAST Friday, the Chairmen of the senior clubs in Scotland’s lower tier leagues did what most media commentators and pundits told us would be akin to turkeys voting for Christmas – they demanded that the club formerly known as Glasgow Rangers –...