Liverpool 1 Chelsea 1: Match Ratings

COLD light of day and that, but fuck that… Simon Mignolet: 3 (1st half) 7 (second half) Bread, milk, some 60 per cent cocoa Lindt, some soft por… ‘ang on a sec… shite. Lashed his shopping list in the bin for penno, which was nice of him....

Liverpool 1 Wolves 2: Home And Away

SURELY we have to beat Wolves. Surely. My dad says he is picking me up “between 10:45 and 11″. Which is a tricky one. For my mates this would be 11:15. But my dad is more punctual. He predictably arrives at 10:46. I’m predictably wearing a towel. A...

Wildcards: Overrated?

A returning Gareth Roberts hosts Neil Atkinson, Rob Gutmann, Paul Senior, John Gibbons and Jay McKenna as they go through the four categories and react to the listeners votes. Up for debate on this edition of Wildcards: Worst player you’ve seen? Overrated...