Getting stuck into the big talking points in football finance, this time looking at Manchester City’s guilty charges and what they could mean for the wider game.
John Gibbons hosts football business journalist Dave Powell.
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Dug out sum ol rhymes penned dissing Ars n Citeh:
In the meantime can answer any questions
that may be relevant
In the back piped up John Henry
whats that they smoking at the Emirates?
Stan Kroenke puffin on cigars
looking at empty trophy cabinet
Arteta biggest technical area
biggest tech will bury ya
Highbury a different era
the Gunners were strapped
Henry n Fabregas
no data analyst
now new players get gassed
they on one
Noni massage just relax
n Ozil stoned still
nearly killed
80 year old Trossard
N Mossad in charge of set pieces
bagging up dog fecies
on London Colney pitches
Only fans
air conditioned bitches
long throes over expensive sofas
long throws now win trophies,
Fans fall asleep on sofas
the Premer league is over
Not nearly half as exciting
Spin 3 times then
on half pipes near Goldhawk
720’Tony Hawk
Chopper blades spin Blackawk
troops on the ground like Bagdad at the Etihad
n be sure to grab the cash
Explosive assault like to much curry
fire in the hole
Don’t let em wipe the hard drive
Way conduct their biz unfair
like apartheid
Conduct thorough search like the Stasi
for documents incriminating Abu Dhabi
N make sure pictures of David Coote
n Michael Oliver
gettin head from Howard Webb
Not flushed down the khazi
N the books are cooked
Tierney n Brooks in the VAR seat
Everbody get out your iPhones n Samsung Galaxies
n hand em to me,
Drop to the floor or sit against the wall
if you have problems to breathe
Dont try to play cute this all be over soon
make sure all their hands bound
n dont make a sound
Simultaneously On the otherside of town
Snatch ten year old Semenyo
straight from his school
We’ll send him back in one piece
when his Dad plays for Liverpool
At least unttil Bradley back in the fold
or Salah back from African soil
United Arab Emirates
their laundry is heavily soiled
like childs bedding and underwear
but the Prem have no balls n scared
like a rabbit in a headlights
filthy Arabs way they operate
just doesn’t sit right
Like a child all fidgety
do so much sports washing
power cuts often
use all the electricity
Money sloshed n washed n clean
Bedsheets dry in the breeze