// THE MATCH RATINGS
Ben Johnson’s alternative approach to post-match Liverpool player ratings…
West Ham United 1 Liverpool 4: Match Ratings
Pre Match The team has dropped, as have jaws all over the world. Big Si the Mig is captain. I’m not a million miles away from going for a nice big walk and adding my season ticket to the river of flames. I genuinely, honest to the good lord on high, couldn’t think of...
Liverpool 3 Maribor 0: Match Ratings
TWO home games where the away side park the bus sees a 6-0 aggregate win with plenty to spare. Not least two penalty misses. This side must be doing something right. Regardless of the opposition. Everything isn't all rosy in the garden yet, but winning is more fun...
Liverpool 3 Huddersfield 0: Match Ratings
Today was the day for Jurgen Klopp to rip it up and start again. Calls for anyone centre half, and I mean anyone, other than Degsy Lovren and anyone with gloves (any gloves) in goal aside from The Mig were being lashed about all over the show. Kloppo, kept his cool,...
Tottenham Hotspur 4 Liverpool 1: Match Ratings
GAME intelligence: 0/10 Nouse: 0/10 Bollocks: 1/10 Fucking hell... Simon Mignolet: 1 Fucking hell. Absolutely shite for their first. Shithouse in the extreme where he dives out of the way. I do wonder how his face ended up so flat when he would never, ever dream of...
Maribor 0 Liverpool 7: Match Ratings
Pre Match JUST switched on as their team was flashing up on BT. It would appear that they are playing a '60s soul band upfront, so let’s hope Heaven is indeed missing an angel and it is wearing burnt orange or whatever the fuck colour our kit is. It’s also a nice...
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// THE MATCH RATINGS
Ben Johnson’s alternative approach to post-match Liverpool player ratings…
West Ham United 1 Liverpool 4: Match Ratings
Pre Match The team has dropped, as have jaws all over the world. Big Si the Mig is captain. I’m not a million miles away from going for a nice big walk and adding my season ticket to the river of flames. I genuinely, honest to the good lord on high, couldn’t think of...
Liverpool 3 Maribor 0: Match Ratings
TWO home games where the away side park the bus sees a 6-0 aggregate win with plenty to spare. Not least two penalty misses. This side must be doing something right. Regardless of the opposition. Everything isn't all rosy in the garden yet, but winning is more fun...
Liverpool 3 Huddersfield 0: Match Ratings
Today was the day for Jurgen Klopp to rip it up and start again. Calls for anyone centre half, and I mean anyone, other than Degsy Lovren and anyone with gloves (any gloves) in goal aside from The Mig were being lashed about all over the show. Kloppo, kept his cool,...
Tottenham Hotspur 4 Liverpool 1: Match Ratings
GAME intelligence: 0/10 Nouse: 0/10 Bollocks: 1/10 Fucking hell... Simon Mignolet: 1 Fucking hell. Absolutely shite for their first. Shithouse in the extreme where he dives out of the way. I do wonder how his face ended up so flat when he would never, ever dream of...
Maribor 0 Liverpool 7: Match Ratings
Pre Match JUST switched on as their team was flashing up on BT. It would appear that they are playing a '60s soul band upfront, so let’s hope Heaven is indeed missing an angel and it is wearing burnt orange or whatever the fuck colour our kit is. It’s also a nice...