by Andy Heaton | Jan 25, 2017 | Footie
STINGS that. And I couldn’t give a fuck about what the papers say, and Twitter can go fuck itself, we weren’t bad today, anyway… Loris Karius: 7 Stupidly good one on one block save in the first half, handling good, kicking OK in a bad wind, can see...
by Josh Sexton | Jan 21, 2017 | Footie
SAKE, Liverpool. Simon Mignolet: 6 Didn’t really do anything wrong, or have much to do at all. Couldn’t do anything about the three goals. Kicking looks better if you want a positive. Nathaniel Clyne: 5.5 Covered well at times but was also caught out of...
by Andy Heaton | Jan 18, 2017 | Footie
GOD, I don’t half feel sorry for Gibbons, although I’m sure he’s had a great time. Hard watching that. Anyway, the ratings… Loris Karius: 6 Good, strong hand on a long range effort in the first half that had ‘upset’ written all over...
by Andy Heaton | Jan 15, 2017 | Footie
THE match ratings from Liverpool’s 1-1 draw with Manchester United at Old Trafford. Simon Mignolet: 10 What a performance, three moments when you think ‘goal’ and he gets something in the way. The stop from Henrikh Mkhitaryan was especially good....
by Andy Heaton | Jan 11, 2017 | Footie
THE match ratings from Liverpool’s 1-0 first leg defeat to Southampton in the League Cup semi-final. Loris Karius: 8 Two really sharp stops and unlucky with the one that went in. Handling sharp and, one flap aside under heavy pressure (which averted a free...
by Andy Heaton | Jan 8, 2017 | Footie
Loris Karius: 6 Deck chair day for the gorgeous German. Trent Alexander-Arnold: 7 Played as though it was his 100th start. Really like him, natural footballer, really hope he develops because he’s potentially very, very good. Joe Gomez: 7 Looks like a...
by Andy Heaton | Jan 2, 2017 | Footie
MASSIVE kick in the nuts that. Massive. But 10 points from 12 over Christmas, you’d take that all day. Anyway, we live in the moment. Loads of lethargy, but playing two games in less than 48 hours is taking the piss. Fitness and sharpness are massively important...
by Andy Heaton | Dec 19, 2016 | Footie
TOP fucking that. Simon Mignolet: 10 Could have been N/A. Had nothing to do against the shite. Nathaniel Clyne: 10 Provided an outlet constantly out wide. Hardly ever gets caught out of position. Fucking boss, isn’t he? Dejan Lovren: 10 Absolutely class. Bossed...
by John Gibbons | Dec 14, 2016 | Footie
OH when the Reds. We all turned up nervous, worried, doubting. The lads in the bright shirts had other ideas. They put the ball in the goal and discussed their options later. They all say our days are numbered. Simon Mignolet: 10 A MIGNOLET, A MIGNOLET, A MIGNOLET, A...
by John Gibbons | Dec 11, 2016 | Footie
I THOUGHT this was going to be my glorious return. Where I get to wax lyrical about footballers with hilarious ditties after a wonderful victory. Instead the Reds were a gang of dickheads. Almost like they did it on purpose. Fuck off, Liverpool. Loris Karius: 3 Feels...
