TOP fucking that.
Simon Mignolet: 10
Could have been N/A. Had nothing to do against the shite.
Nathaniel Clyne: 10
Provided an outlet constantly out wide. Hardly ever gets caught out of position. Fucking boss, isn’t he?
Dejan Lovren: 10
Absolutely class. Bossed the game throughout and wasn’t arsed about sticking up for his team-mate when on a yellow. Cop for that, Ronald Koeman, ya fat-faced cunt.
Ragnar Klavan: 10
Everyone was in a flap about Joel Matip, any concerns wiped out within 10 minutes. Composed on the ball.
James Milner: 10
Everything that lego head on the Everton left wasn’t.
Jordan Henderson: 10
Runs the game. At the heart of every move. Squared up to Ross ‘the bad shithouse’ Barkley. Personification of composure.
Georginio Wijnaldum: 10
Adam Lallana: 10
Solid enough before being taken off. A little bit off his best but fuck it, who’s arsed? Great feet.
Sadio Mane: 10
Beat the shite on a Monday night and he hardly touched the ball.
Roberto Firmino: 10
We won. Arsed.
Divock Origi: 10
Belter that, wasn’t it?
Daniel Sturridge: 10
Daniel and his shit attitude changing the game from the bench. What a prick, ey?
Emre Can: 10
Emre’s big lash with the tackle of the fucking season.
Lucas Leiva: 10
Keep banking those medal appearances, la.
The Eight-Foot Fella In Front Of Us: 10
To the distinguished gentleman with the most uncouth mouth this side of the Mersey. I salute you, sir.
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