LIVERPOOL: GOD! SHOW ME MAGIC

IN your job, who digs you out of trouble? Who do you expect to pull things round when you make a mistake or everyone is having a bad day? Someone who maybe even just makes a cup of tea at an appropriate time. I hope you have that person in your work. I hope you have...

STOKE CITY 0 LIVERPOOL 1: MATCH REVIEW

OUR man John Gibbons in the ground at half time. God, look at him. My days, walk around him. Resplendent in a Hat Scarf and Badge bobble hat. You should have seen him. John Gibbons half time: “You’ve got to do 100 words minimum on Joe Allen. What a first...

STOKE CITY 0 LIVERPOOL 1: MATCH RATINGS

BATTLING Liverpool return from Stoke City and their ASDA price dugouts with bags of character and a precious 1-0 lead after the first leg of the League Cup semi-final.  The victory was not without its cost, with both Philippe Coutinho and Dejan Lovren succumbing to...

LIVERPOOL: THINGS ARE GUNNER GET BETTER (ASK OZIL)

THERE you go. Happy New Year and all that. Feeling positive about the year to come? Looking forward to all the joys that January to May has in store for a start? Nah, me neither. That thing where I come on here and spray around undiluted joy, optimism and positivity?...

LIVERPOOL: HAMMER HORROR JUST PART OF SEASON OF SCARES

THIS morning Melissa Reddy tweeted that Liverpool’s current goal return of 22 scored in 20 games is our worst ever. I frowned at this and asked her if she meant in the modern era, but she confirmed via the excellent LFCHistory.net that that figure is the lowest in our...

WEST HAM UNITED 2 LIVERPOOL 0: MATCH REVIEW

QUESTIONS: What does a Liverpool goal look like? Any ideas? I’m stumped. I know what a *Daniel Sturridge* goal looks like. I even feel like I can hazard a decent enough guess at a Christian Benteke goal. He arguably mishit one from 15 yards at 1-0. But none of...

WEST HAM UNITED 2 LIVERPOOL 0: MATCH RATINGS

LIVERPOOL have scored more than one goal in a league game once since that game at the Etihad which has proved to be the falsest of dawns. That one occasion was a home game against West Brom, a match which required a 95th-minute deflected equaliser. Fact is,...