by Andy Heaton | Nov 19, 2016 | Footie
ODDS on 0-0 probably longer than Brexit and Donald Trump, Southampton will be made up with that performance and rightly so. Liverpool didn’t do too badly at all, but didn’t have enough to get the win. Loris Karius: 6 Everybody is looking for the slightest...
by Andy Heaton | Nov 6, 2016 | Footie
BEAT the shite by five, win the league. Ratings in the key of life: Loris Karius: C Best game in his short Liverpool career. Made a couple of smart stops when Liverpool decided that they didn’t want him to to freeze to death for 10 minutes. One excellent stop...
by Andy Heaton | Nov 4, 2016 | Footie
IT’S been just over two years since a servile Anfield blew kisses at the visiting Real Madrid before proceeding to roll over and have their belly tickled as Liverpool played grateful host to their regal guests. Madrid left a tepid L4 that night three goals to...
by Andy Heaton | Oct 29, 2016 | Footie
DON’T care if we conceded two in the first half, that’s the finest 45 minutes of football of any team you’ll see this season. Also, a caveat, see that picture, that was essentially my view for the game so if the ratings are a bit off, it’s one of...
by Andy Heaton | Oct 25, 2016 | Footie
THE player ratings from Liverpool’s 2-1 League Cup fourth round win over Tottenham Hotspur at Anfield. Simon Mignolet: 8 Thought he did very well and showed massive professionalism, given his current situation. Made a couple of very smart saves and has clearly...
by Andy Heaton | Oct 22, 2016 | Footie
Unnecessarily nervy last 20, wasn’t it? Could and should have been 52-0 up, but what can you do. The Reds joint top. Sound. Loris Karius: 10 Thought he’d be getting his second consecutive clean sheet tonight, and the fact that he didn’t isn’t a...
by Andy Heaton | Oct 17, 2016 | Footie
Beat the shite and win the league, well on today’s showing we might struggle. One Phil Coutinho shot aside, we didn’t look like we could break the massed rank of blue-shirted bellends to get a potentially huge three points. Anyway, the ratings –...
by Andy Heaton | Oct 1, 2016 | Footie
Tight in the end, wasn’t it? Apologies for any typos but I’m still shaking! In the grand scheme of things, and as far as learning to win goes, today could be massive. Only time will tell, but it felt like another demon exorcised today. Up the winning Reds....
by Andy Heaton | Sep 24, 2016 | Footie
WE’RE gonna win the league, aren’t we? Here are the ratings: Loris Karius: 6 Had, literally, nothing to do bar pick the ball out the net, so hard to judge. Everyone seemed a little more relaxed, though, and he’s gorgeous. Nathaniel Clyne: 7 Defended well and ran...
by Andy Heaton | Sep 20, 2016 | Footie
HERE are the player ratings from The Reds’ comfortable 3-0 win over Derby County. Loris Karius: 10 You’d stick him in your five-a-side, wouldn’t you? Getting marked down for missing a punch in the second half, but everything seems different. First touch,...
