by Andy Heaton | Dec 22, 2017 | Footie
OH fuck off, are you fucking messing, are you deliberately trying to ruin Christmas you soft cunt. “We’re defending really well at the moment, we’ve been solid.” Simon Mignolet has hailed Liverpool’s “solid” recent performances. The...
by Andy Heaton | Dec 13, 2017 | Footie
I’M all for perseverance. I’d have given Gerard Houllier, Rafa Benitez and Kenny Dalglish more time, I’d probably still give Fab Aurelio another contract and I’m still convinced Alberto Aquilani might have made it had he not been sent on loan. Alright, maybe scrub the...
by Andy Heaton | Dec 6, 2017 | Footie
TONIGHT’S result should’ve been academic, the deadest and dullest of rubber — but yer know, Liverpool and that. Such is The Reds’ penchant for the dramatic we were left hanging until the last group fixture to secure safe passage to the last 16 of the...
by Andy Heaton | Dec 2, 2017 | Footie
JÜRGEN Klopp shuffled his top deck again, but after a five-star showing The Reds once again came up trumps. Having made six alterations to the side for the midweek win at Stoke, Klopp once again rang the changes for Liverpool’s visit to the AMEX with only Roberto...
by Andy Heaton | Nov 28, 2017 | Footie
THE least arsed I ever am about Liverpool is when they are shite. I honestly don’t care, I can detach myself from it, it just doesn’t hurt. I still pay my money, I still go, I still enjoy the wins but the horrible slog of watching a team on a downward spiral with very...
by Andy Heaton | Nov 25, 2017 | Footie
WANT to see a magic trick? Jürgen Klopp has got a cracker, he can turn three points into one in the blink of an eye. For the second time in five days, Liverpool have contrived once again to throw a victory away with the finish line in sight and no doubt the manger...
by Andy Heaton | Nov 21, 2017 | Footie
HAS any other shower of cunts made you doubt your own sanity as much as these lads? Christ almighty. Now I’ve got the blasphemy and the C word out of the way, where do you even begin with that? Forget that before the game a draw is “probably” an acceptable...
by Andy Heaton | Nov 4, 2017 | Footie
IT’S no big secret, but for those that don’t know, I’m a massive advocate of the Rafael Benitez school of just winning games without having a nervous breakdown. That said, no one was happier when Liverpool appointed Jürgen Klopp. It was a line in the sand, a marker, a...
by Andy Heaton | Nov 1, 2017 | Footie
“LIVERPOOL Football Club would like to thank you for your continued support.” You’ve got to give it to the fella on the tannoy, he’s definitely got sarcasm nailed. Another famous European Night under the lights at Anfield? Do me a fucking favour. The power...
by Andy Heaton | Oct 22, 2017 | Footie
THE only surprising thing about Liverpool conceding comical goals is that people are still surprised. The manager can bang on all he wants about defending as a team and opportunities to defend situations before they hit the back four but sometimes bad defending is...
