OH. My. God. I mean, you can’t watch that fucking match and not think The Reds are not going to somehow win the league.
We are fucking spawny, la. How hasn’t that lad scored? How hasn’t he scored? How hasn’t it at least hit his massive head and gone in instead of it somehow bouncing off his back?
It’s a fucking Red Shite diddle.
Has nothing to do then makes a save and a half. Has nothing to do then comes and punches everything second half.
Made a save second half that looked like he just caught it. His footwork is incredible. Mignolet – at best – stands still, throws himself, makes a wonder save out for a corner and creates more pressure. Alisson just caught it.
He doesn’t have to make belter saves loads of the time because he is just so clever and good and 10 yards ahead of play. A superstar.
Mad the way he had to mark Carl Lewis first half. Fucking grease lightning him, lad. Hop skip and a jump about 400 feet. Better second half. Kept the ball well.
Is like being marked by a massive big lizard. Komodo Dragon at the back, tonguing it away. Did well today but fucking hell he doesn’t half love getting the wrong side of his man.
Andy Robbo: 7
Struggled today, I thought. Looked leggy, made some mad decisions with the ball, was screaming for Milner to come on left back at half time. Grafted though, in fairness, and had a big impact last 20.
Was good to see him sitting and not have to leg it around all over the gaff. Had a boss game of ‘Where’s Gini’ second half. Popped up on 60 or whatever – there he is twatting that one right in the top bin. Love a corner routine, you know. Was then very impressive for 10 and bossed it.
Didn’t quite live up to his billing as the best attacking midfielder in Europe, but then if he scores that one its numbers our us and Ballon d’or por favor. Should do better with it, can’t be dealing with a side-foot finish, fucking lash it, lad!
Won the ball back all day long there. Reckon 15 times. Confident on the ball, trying to get The Reds to play, some ball through for Mane first half as well. Sound that he’s sound, isn’t it?
Probably should have been three penalties, really, as in he is fouled three times before the ref actually gives it. Does well to carry on twisting and turning, forcing the foul. Unlucky with the one on one.
I’ve been struck down with a cold there – having to do that thing where you sleep with your mouth open, propped up like a dying auld fella.
Woke up yesterday and my mouth was dryer than their pitch. Like a ravine. Never seen moisture. Had a few burnt-out cacti languishing on me tongue.
Unlucky with the big chance first half. Reckon he thinks he’s offside, otherwise he’s dancing round that prick and slotting. Kept picking the ball up and getting The Reds playing, didn’t he? Tremendous.
The only fella who could slip over on a pitch that was drier than the sun. Just kept slipping. Was mad. Imagine marking him though, falls over, you go to get the ball, somehow gets up, holds you off and keeps it. Again and again. Stronger than an ox.
Come on and pure butted their lad and then got off. Is right, lad.
Jimbo Milner: 9
Mad, isn’t it? Wasn’t even meant to be on, comes on cos Fabinho pure butted some lad and knocked himself spark out, then runs the game and slots a pen. You can’t help but think this league is ours when shite like this keeps happening.
Well better than Degsi.
Their lad, about to slot, free header back stick, head bigger than a bull, can’t miss the ball, Zeus pulls some strings, moves the ball by about six inches, lashes up a force field, and The Reds don’t concede. A latter day miracle.
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Zeus! Funny that man
We’ve played better but who cares. We won and now have our highest points score ever in the Premier League.3 left to go in the League and the pressure is back on City.
Oh and I love how the Bitters spanked Man U. After a shit showing in the CL, now this, you hope their only redemption is to now get a result against City.
I think we’ll see a better showing from United no doubt.
But they are still fucking shabite, going for a 2-0 City win myself.
Yes, but after that rubbish they don’t look capable of stopping Man City, unless they get some sort of response to the crap being publicly thrown at them from everybody who cares to.
DeGea is due a blinder.
My thoughts exactly on this
I have seen De Geay win games for United on his own. We all have. Don’t write off Utd just yet.
Deffo lashing Zeus on the back of a shirt next season
We just keep winning with all kinds of goals, it’s so beautiful to know that this team just does not give up.
City will beat United and think the title is theirs only to go and fck it up against one of the smaller teams.
“…fuck, fuck, fucking fuck.” Probably best leaving out the needless swearing. And some of the similes/metaphors that really aren’t that good.
Why do that??? I think he should take Samuel L Jackson’s stance on all this.
These Reds have given me so much joy in the past few years. Trophies or not, I wont take this side and this manager for granted. My life wont change if Liverpool win the league (or not). I would be made up for Jurgen, the lads and everyone at the football club if they achieve it. I want that for them. We fans will keep supporting the club no matter what happens.
One of the greatest Liverpool sides ever. Pep said it best.
Get well soon!
In stoppage time, Vardy on the break against the run of play with City holding a nervy 1-0 advantage. Does the keeper and slots it in.
United our of the Champions League with Chelsea, who face a two window ban and Hazard bolting for Zidane’s cuddle.
Final day nervy as fuck but Wolves are second to every ball and the Reds ultimately cruise to a 3-0 title win. VVD Player of the Year. Klopp, obviously.
I’ll settle for that Walter :)
Alisson – monster. Speaking of Zeus – and that Morrisson miss – watch again carefully, Big Ali got the faintest fingertip to the ball, just as Morrisson closes his eyes in anticipation of heading it (reflex action for anyone). That tiny touch caused the mistime. Absolute LEGEND of a keeper.
This love-in for Alisson by TAW I just cannot understand. Yes, he’s made some pretty good saves (some of which you’d expect from the world’s second most expensive keeper) but his distribution is average at best. In this game, specifically, he nearly cost the game when he was lost at sea for Morisson’s chance. Perhaps compared to Mignolet Alison deserves a few 8’s, but over the course of the seasom I’m not so sure. Up the reds