EVEN in the impatient world of modern football, Liverpool supporters around the world are still famed for their loyal, unswerving support. Those of us who go to the game however, know a different side to Anfield and as recently as half time against Huddersfield Town a fortnight ago, boos rang round after a goalless first period.
That said, in recent years our sedate home crowd has homogenised with other Premier League crowds and the lines between supporters and customers have become increasingly blurred. But, Liverpool’s support remains, at least in a visual sense, sufficiently unique for the club to shamelessly brand the notion of “The 12th Man”.
We all know the fans can still “get up” for big games – the derby family feud, the spats with Manchester United, and the clichéd “European nights” – and still elevate its heroes to God-like status. Just ask God himself, Robbie Fowler, along with Jamie Carragher and Stevie Gerrard.
However, the worship isn’t the preserve of local boys – far from it – and the more recent adulation afforded to Fernando Torres, the truly-lamented Luis Suarez, and the burgeoning love affairs with current incumbents, Sadio Mane and Mo Salah, are testament to that.
While Suarez, and Torres at his peak, were truly worthy of the fans exultation, even serial underachievers – and an often disinterested Stan Collymore comes to mind here – have heard their name boomed out consistently from the behind the goal at the Walton Breck Road end of Anfield.
Probably the last pretender to unworthy acclaim was “Mario Fantastico” whose name – at least for a while until he was truly sussed – cascaded down from The Kop at the merest whiff of his enigmatic talent. In the descriptor of Balotelli, some might argue that the word talent is misplaced, that myth wins out over reality; that the earrings sparkle brighter than player. And yet the patrons of Anfield, despite their pockets being filched to the tune of £50, remained remarkably patient with the burly Italian.
But what about the honest lads in red who have felt the wrath of the home crowd over the years? Just ask my mate, Simon Mignolet or, if you want to go back further, David James whether keeping goal to a backdrop of ironic cheers is a barrel of laughs?
All but the fiercest loyalists have their own scapegoats; a channel for individual frustration when defeat stares you in the face. Irrational personal hatred for just one player tends to be spread around. An old school pal of mine lives in Berlin these days but I can still hear echoes of him slagging off our old right back “John Glenson” from a bar near The Brandenburg Gate.
I’m no angel myself. I’ve now spent nigh on three seasons gently muttering under my breath, with occasional bursts of open vitriol, at the sporadic calamity that is Dejan Lovren. This £20million, lauded acquisition with his immaculately slicked-back dark hair, might have been playing with concussion since August 2014. I’m sure my whispered abuse goes over the Croat’s head – just like that ball on the Wembley halfway line the other week.
Then there’s Loris Karius – with a hairstyle that wouldn’t look out of place in Peaky Blinders – the German Instagram sensation, the darling no doubt of many a Liverpool lady for a barnet that is a feat of modern engineering, lets himself down with illusionary muscle-masking arms made of fresh air.
Brendan Rodgers’ acquisitions in his fatal 2014 summer didn’t stop at the abovementioned Lovren and Balotelli. Though they both got off lightly, poor old Lazar Markovic was barely seen again after my dad blew a gasket on him from his seat in row 10 of the lower Kenny stand. “Pass the ball, not the buck Markovic, you fucking coward,” is hardly a sentiment chiming with the famed notion of support.
Boss Reds, us lot – most of the time.
Every now and then a player emerges who the Anfield crowd – as a collective – just refuse to take to their hearts. Being utterly crap is normally the qualification, and I’ll cite Erik Meijer here as someone who certainly justifies critical criteria on ability alone.
“Mad Erik” though, was a special case. Despite two left feet and an awkwardness that made Peter Crouch look balletic, he holds a special place in Liverpool hearts on the strength of two League Cup goals at Hull. A clenched fist for the crowd at corners and an appearance in the main square in Dortmund at the 2001 UEFA Cup Final – wearing a Liverpool shirt and holding a can of lager – didn’t do him any harm. It was the same Deutschland dance for the big Dutchman in April 2015 when he seemed to spend the entire afternoon getting the ale in.
No, the targets for widespread Anfield abuse are often special cases with circumstantial, geographical, sometimes even political motives as the root of their persecution, regardless of their ability or longevity.
Jürgen Klopp, his contempt for the Liverpool spectators sometime all too apparent, might care to understand that all his lovely boys can’t change the historically bipolar nature of “the most knowledgeable crowd” in the country. Today, I’ve come up with five poor unfortunates whose more than decent Liverpool careers were forged despite the fans’ toughest love.
I’ve always been intrigued by the curious case of Jackie Balmer, a man well before my time (and I go back a bit) whose goalscoring record belies some unforgiving times at the hands of an especially caustic pre-and immediate post-War Anfield populace. Perhaps he got off on the wrong foot with the crowd on his account of his Everton background having initially signed in at Goodison as an amateur. His uncles William and Bob had also turned out for the Blues. However, at the time of his recruitment by Liverpool in 1935 the local football battle lines weren’t as fiercely contested as they are today, and this West Derby lad’s unpopularity was founded elsewhere.
Despite being locally born it was known that Balmer had been well educated – at Liverpool Collegiate – and his relative middle-class background affected the crowd’s perception of his talent. By his own admission, this speed merchant whose guile on the ball was matched by a strong shot despite a pencil-thin frame, wasn’t a fan of the game’s rougher arts. He once said, “Maybe I didn’t go in for the crunch tackle but that kind of thing wasn’t my idea of football. I was never a coward at the game but I got a shudder when I saw the boot going in.”
A stylist in the era of the traditional English centre forward, his apparent refusal to “mix it” sullied his relationship with a crowd drawn exclusively from the mean streets of 1930s and 1940s Liverpool. This was despite Balmer scoring 110 goals in 310 games between 1935 and 1952. Even allowing for his century of goals and 17 years service, spanning the war, Jackie’s occasional errant finishes earned him the imprecise nickname “Over the Bar-mer”.
His critics were silenced during his best season when Balmer was joint-top scorer as Liverpool pulled off their epic title win of 1946-47. Perhaps it is symbolic that his strike partner-in-crime was Geordie, Albert Stubbins. Despite a record three consecutive hat tricks against Portsmouth, Derby and Arsenal during this famous campaign, there was no place on the cover for Jackie Balmer on the cover of Sgt. Pepper.
Stubbins’ name still features in a sharp little ditty sung by bored Kopites today, while Balmer’s name – like his hairline – receded into the dim and distant past. Old Jack’s story is known only by a dwindling number of historians or those who fixate over footballers exhibiting male pattern baldness.
“Ignore the woollies, Sammy,” came the defiant cry from a lone Kopite at one my first Anfield games in the late ‘70s. The truth was that young Sammy Lee, another true scouser, was never particularly popular among his own people.
A debutant in 1978 at the age of 18, Lee stood out with his ruddy cheeks and shock of strawberry blonde hair in a team of dark-haired European Cup winners and ubiquitous perms and moustaches. Not so much walking, as bustling in at 5ft 7in, Lee was often described as a “pocket battleship” for a demonic workrate on the right of midfield.
He eventually saw off another local boy, Jimmy Case and was a regular fixture between 1980 and 1984 before injuries reduced him to the role of occasional substitute and squad player. Despite his relative limitations, Lee has a medal haul – three league titles, four League Cups and two European Cups – that puts many a Liverpool leading light of the past 25 years to shame.
Notwithstanding his industrious game, some of the crowd couldn’t warm to this stocky little street fighter. Thighs like tree trunks exaggerated his diminutive frame and the away fans’ terrace ditty, “he’s fat, he’s round, his arse is the ground” did him a huge disservice. In later years, Liverpool fans ended up singing the same song for Sammy, doused with a measure of irony, but not altogether convincing that it came without a hint of malice towards their own player.
Typically, his finest hour when he man marked Bayern Munich’s Paul Breitner out of the 1981 European Cup semi final, is remembered as a stroke of Bob Paisley genius facilitated by a tireless display from Lee. The truth is that his underrated football brain outweighed inexhaustible lungs at the forefront of a tactical masterclass.
In the latter part of Paisley’s reign, Kopites had got used to exotic talents of big-money signings like Kenny Dalglish as Liverpool’s ‘80s hegemony continued. Lee was an unheralded cog in the wheel, but if the wheels occasionally came off, workrate wasn’t enough to spare the unsung Lee from the success-spoilt Anfield bullies. The irony, and perhaps the lesson, is that Lee was the last locally-born player to come through the Melwood ranks and make any first team inroads for over a decade, until the emergence of Fowler and Steve McManaman in the mid 1990s.
The acerbic Anfield throng of the mid 1980s hated poor Kevin MacDonald. The main reason was that he wasn’t Graeme Souness. There was a mild resemblance, with curly dark hair and a moustache but there the similarity ended.
Joe Fagan had identified MacDonald – signed from Leicester City – to plug the gap left behind by Souness’s departure for Sampdoria in the summer of 1984. Comparisons were inevitable but they were entirely different players. Souness wasn’t quick but played in effective bursts. MacDonald could run all day, without being terribly blessed with pace, but his long, loping stride gave the impression of a man running backwards. It looked as though Adidas had specially commissioned, just for Kevin, a prototype Copa Mundial boot cast from the finest lead.
Where Souness glided, Kevin toiled, as though playing in treacle. With hindsight, the comparisons were entirely unfair as Souness – the epitome of silk and steel – remains the finest midfielder ever to don the red shirt. MacDonald was an honest pro who ran all day, niggled the opposition, kept the ball well and gave simple accurate passes to better players.
The sad, droopy moustache, hangdog expression, receding hairline and the impression of a man running into a force 10 gale made him an obvious target for the boo boys as Liverpool struggled throughout 1984-85.
MacDonald regained his place in the early part of Kenny Dalglish’s debut season as player-manager only to fall victim to a broken arm. By then, Dalglish had already recognised the need for midfield reinforcements to properly address the void left by Souness. In effect, Dalglish replaced Souness with two players; Jan Molby’s vision and passing and Steve McMahon’s tenacity being the driving force behind the league and FA Cup double of 1986.
By a twist of fate though, an injury to McMahon saw MacDonald deputise in the cup final win over Everton. The loyal Scot totally subdued The Blues’ Peter Reid in the middle, though the plaudits coming his way stemmed from the dressing room not the terraces.
Kevin’s renaissance under Dalglish, who recognised his worth as a true foot soldier, continued into the following season until his short Liverpool career was ended by a tragic broken leg at Southampton. MacDonald had far from won over the crowd, but the mild acceptance that he had earned from the faithful was cut down in its prime.
Ronnie Whelan the pundit hasn’t done himself any favours with Liverpool supporters in recent years. An apparent inability to temper criticism of Rafa Benitez during the worst excesses of Tom Hicks and George Gillett – and openly admitting his childhood preference for Man United – stained what remains of a reputation forged through a trophy-laden 15 years at Anfield.
In truth, his popularity waned during his time as a player after being a big favourite in his formative years after signing from Home Farm in Ireland. A goal on his debut helped build a rapport with The Kop which was cemented by Milk Cup final winners in consecutive years. A right-footed, left-sided replacement for Ray Kennedy, Whelan was never the cerebral presence of his predecessor, but the fans warmed to his galloping runs and unerring ability to register crucial goals from midfield. His emergence coincided with that of Ian Rush as Paisley fashioned his last great Liverpool team.
When Dalglish succeeded Paisley, the versatile Whelan started getting shifted around, sometimes to left-back; occasionally to his more natural right flank. His consistency levels dropped and while Rush’s goals guaranteed ongoing acclaim, Whelan’s rank in a list of Kop favourites saw him drop behind the cult of Paul Walsh and the willing legs of scatterbrain Craig Johnston.
Whelan’s adaptability saw another shift once John Barnes and Peter Beardsley arrived to sprinkle stardust over the more functional remains of the 1986 double winners. In tandem with Steve McMahon, with Barnes and Ray Houghton either side, Whelan adopted the role of the modern-day sitting midfield anchor, affording more expressive talents the opportunity to wreak havoc elsewhere.
Whelan’s intelligent dirty work – and he knew how to put his foot in – went largely unnoticed. It was hard to find fault with a Liverpool team that swept all before them, while displaying a hitherto unseen panache. Local boys John Aldridge and McMahon connected with the crowd while the genius of Barnes and Beardsley put the hidden efforts of Whelan in the shade. Even at 4-0 up with half an hour to play there was still sniping and carping; the very oxygen of the Main Stand and Kemlyn Road veterans. The whinging snipes usually ended up at Whelan’s door as early memories of a coltish midfield runner faded quickly.
Under Souness, Whelan suffered injuries and gained weight but remained a senior player. A lack of discipline was endemic throughout the squad with plentiful targets for fans’ venom as Liverpool rapidly plumbed depths that were anathema to two generations brought up on success. A hefty Whelan though, met with more than his fair share of grief as the crowd opted for the overly familiar as the recipient of their contempt. The early popularity of the exuberant Wembley hero became a distant memory as esteem for the latter day Whelan flatlined to a bloated zero.
When Lucas Leiva arrived at Liverpool from Brazil’s Gremio in 2007 he couldn’t possibly have predicted that he would become a target for disaffected supporters’ growing frustration with manager, Rafa Benitez.
Lucas came to Liverpool with a reputation as a surging, box-to-box midfielder of no little promise as a winner of the Bola de Ouro prize awarded to the best player in the Brazilian League. Previous winners of the same award such as Zico, Falcao, Careca, Romario and Kaka only elevated expectations of the 20-year-old.
A goal from 25 yards in an early Anfield appearance against Havant & Waterlooville in the FA Cup confirmed his promise but it was significant that the afternoon is remembered best for the infighting on The Kop which symbolised concerns held by supporters over the running of the club by Hicks and Gillett. However, protests against the owners were shouted down by the majority, as battlelines for an Anfield civil war which would last fully three years were drawn.
Despite Liverpool challenging consistently in the Champions League and mounting a serious title assault the following 2008-9 season, many supporters chose to direct their angst at the manager while remaining blind to the worst of the concurrent duplicity in the boardroom. Benitez’s detractors accused of him of being overly negative and insisting on two holding midfielders, one of whom would be Lucas – occasionally deputising for Xabi Alonso or Javier Mascherano.
Lucas, lacking the pace to replicate the running style of his days in Brazil, adapted his game to a more defensive model in the holding role but was accused of unadventurous sideways passing and clumsiness in the tackle. A penalty given away at Wigan costing two crucial points and a sending off for two ungainly fouls in a cup replay at Goodison Park gave ammunition aplenty to his critics.
As the scarcely credible calls for Benitez’s head – amid a title challenge – grew apace, Lucas became an on-field target for the manager’s staunchest enemies. Labelled “a crab” and worse, Lucas was compared unfavourably with local lad Jay Spearing who had barely featured in the first team. Benitez’s public support for the player only intensified the criticism and Lucas was openly booed on to the field as a 70th-minute substitute against Sunderland as Liverpool’s title charge faltered in the spring.
Ironically, when the wheels fell off completely during the following season – which would prove to be the last before Benitez was finally bulleted by the American owners’ cast of vultures and hyenas – Lucas gained some grudging respect for his filling of the void left by the departed Alonso.
Initially left out by Roy Hodgson, he won back his place and blossomed again under Kenny Dalglish until a serious knee injury put paid to his development into one of the effective defensive midfielders in the Premier League.
Of course, his later role under Klopp was as a squad man, but he still divided opinion. Even his harshest critics would surely admit that since his departure this summer, some of his calmness wouldn’t have gone amiss this season at centre back. Old habits die hard for others though, and for those who remained firmly anti Lucas, even with Benitez long departed, the prospect of a regular run for the Brazilian brought only froth to the lips.
Sorry about the surfeit of words. Thanks for reading – if you got this far.
We’re all bonkers us Reds, aren’t we? I know I am.
I’ve just realised poor old Karius, with his swept back masterpiece of a do, is a ringer for his legendary compatriot, the late, great Manchester City hero, Bert Trautmann. With my tongue firmly in cheek here, I should probably shelve plans to break beautiful Loris’s bloody neck.
Bye for now, lads and lasses. Enjoy your international break.
Get out and watch a bit of non league, give out some abuse to the fat lad at centre half.