Just keep saying it to yourself. Watford three goals. Three of the goals.

Neil Atkinson just about managed to do more than that. John Gibbons the same. But Phil Blundell and Martin Fitzgerald are on the phone and they have been there and witnessed it.

Liverpool abject, take this as your starting point. What more do you need to know? Well all this about Skrtel, Sakho, Bogdan and Firmino.

All this which turns into a discussion of the world’s biggest blogger Bernie Taupin.

Your song?

Your Pink.