HAPPY, happy talking, happy talk. Talk about teams you like to do. Sunderland after a Derby.

West Ham, best team in Europe. Steve Goldsmith and Andy Middleton are indeed delighted gentlemen at either ends of the table. Talking Allardyce and recruitment, Cattermole and Lanzini. Either ends of the spectrum but both pleased as punch.

Neil Atkinson, John Gibbons and Dave Downie enjoy this delight. Though Dave does spoil it all by slaughtering Tim Howard. You have to give the people what you want…