‘LAWRO’ – RORY SMITH
MARK Lawrenson is SAD. Not elaborate train set in the cellar, meals for one, live with your mother until she dies and then refuse to move her body from the chair she loved so much, Alan Partridge sad. He’s not saaaaad. He’s SAD. Not grieving for a lost relative,...
‘LAWRO’ – STEVE GRAVES
CONFIDENTIAL BBC STAFF PERFORMANCE APPRAISAL Department: Sport Full name: Lawrenson, Mark Thomas ‘Lawro’ Role: Pundit. Co-commentator. PART ONE - TO BE COMPLETED BY EMPLOYEE State your understanding of your main duties and responsibilities: People said be the voice of...
‘LAWRO’ – DANIEL FITZSIMMONS
WAITING FOR LAWRO A tragicomedy in two acts By Daniel Fitzsimmons Gary Alan Martin Garth A Boy ACT ONE A swish BBC Studio. A tree. Evening. Gary, a velveteen owl-man, sits on a chair, pulling desperately at the Quasar boot on one of his feet. He gives up. Enter Alan,...
‘LAWRO’ – ANDI THOMAS
By Andi Thomas IT'S possible, of course, that we're coming at this from the wrong direction. Mark Lawrenson, as I've heard people tell, used to be a footballer. Used to be quite a good footballer. Won some shiny trophies, and made some Liverpool fans very happy in the...
‘LAWRO’ – GARETH ROBERTS
IF you’ve ever had the dubious pleasure of working in the office of a big company the chances are you’ve done this. You’ve looked up from your own dull, banal work and focused momentarily on someone on the other side of the room. This person never does a tap. You...
‘LAWRO’ – RORY SMITH
MARK Lawrenson is SAD. Not elaborate train set in the cellar, meals for one, live with your mother until she dies and then refuse to move her body from the chair she loved so much, Alan Partridge sad. He’s not saaaaad. He’s SAD. Not grieving for a lost relative,...
‘LAWRO’ – STEVE GRAVES
CONFIDENTIAL BBC STAFF PERFORMANCE APPRAISAL Department: Sport Full name: Lawrenson, Mark Thomas ‘Lawro’ Role: Pundit. Co-commentator. PART ONE - TO BE COMPLETED BY EMPLOYEE State your understanding of your main duties and responsibilities: People said be the voice of...
‘LAWRO’ – DANIEL FITZSIMMONS
WAITING FOR LAWRO A tragicomedy in two acts By Daniel Fitzsimmons Gary Alan Martin Garth A Boy ACT ONE A swish BBC Studio. A tree. Evening. Gary, a velveteen owl-man, sits on a chair, pulling desperately at the Quasar boot on one of his feet. He gives up. Enter Alan,...
‘LAWRO’ – ANDI THOMAS
By Andi Thomas IT'S possible, of course, that we're coming at this from the wrong direction. Mark Lawrenson, as I've heard people tell, used to be a footballer. Used to be quite a good footballer. Won some shiny trophies, and made some Liverpool fans very happy in the...
‘LAWRO’ – GARETH ROBERTS
IF you’ve ever had the dubious pleasure of working in the office of a big company the chances are you’ve done this. You’ve looked up from your own dull, banal work and focused momentarily on someone on the other side of the room. This person never does a tap. You...









